Tom Brady's new house

DaBear · 01-28-2013, 09:13 PM

http://deadspin.com/5979224/tom-brad...lly-has-a-moat

So apparently Tom Brady may actually be worried about a peasant revolt. Seriously, who the heck gets a MOAT for their house?

BHalbrooks · 01-28-2013, 09:28 PM

Seems like a case of "Why not?" He has so much Money, same with his Wife... seems like they're running out of **** to buy.

karmaz00 · 01-28-2013, 11:04 PM

lol there probley sitting there, hmmm what if we got a moat..lol

AdamJoshua · 01-28-2013, 11:08 PM

Same kind of guy that whines until the NFL changes the rules of the game to protect him.

CigarNut · 01-29-2013, 08:51 AM

Is the moat stocked with 'gators??

czerbe · 01-29-2013, 09:08 AM

I have a moat but its called a drainage ditch

emopunker2004 · 01-29-2013, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by czerbe

I have a moat but its called a drainage ditch

Yeh the moat in the pic is pathetic

shilala · 01-29-2013, 10:18 AM

Tom should seriously consider filling the moat with jet fuel. Zombies can't get across a moat of burning jet fuel. A whole bunch of guys walking the edge of the roof with AK-47's and dark sunglasses might help badass up that femmy Disneyland look.

kelmac07 · 01-29-2013, 10:23 AM

His garages look as big as my house.

RevSmoke · 01-29-2013, 11:08 AM

A moat would got around the entire building. This is simply some water in front of the house so that you have to cross a bridge to get in. A moat would have a bridge able to be raised and lowered. What is there is obviously made to be permanent.

He has money, lots of money. He's married to a model who makes and has lots of money. If they want to spend it in an eccentric manner, so be it. I think it is kind of cool. I would loved to have grown up in a house like that. I would have set up a ballista on the wall and launched stones into the yard at imaginary foes (or water balloons at incoming cars). How cool would that have been?

Talk about really weird? I know a bunch of idiots who collect cigars and/or pipes and tobacco, hoarding more of it than they will ever smoke in their lifetime. They do it because they make some lame claim that as it ages, it gets better - something like wine.

You guys are just jealous because you don't have that kind of cash to blow on something pointless. You'll like to have it to stockpile more cigars/pipes/tobacco that you'll never get around to smoking.

Peace of the Lrod be with you.

pektel · 01-29-2013, 11:31 AM

I would be impressed, but I'm pretty sure the moat doesn't have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

x man · 01-29-2013, 11:36 AM

If he stocks it with fish and then catches and grills and eats them
it would be OK with it.
But just for the sake of no good reason, plaheeze, whats the point.
But it`s not a moat, just an attempt to have a bridge over a stream to the house.
The house itself is crazy cool lookin, solar panels on the roof, huge pool,
and lots of bedrooms for lots of kids, y else would you need so big a house.

Taki · 01-29-2013, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by pektel

I would be impressed, but I'm pretty sure the moat doesn't have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

Pretty ridiculous house though...aww what I could do with $20 million!!!!

shilala · 01-29-2013, 01:49 PM

Todd makes a good point. It appears to be missing a large swim-through humidor with a waterfall and love slaves.

Commander Quan · 01-29-2013, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by RevSmoke

You'll like to have it to stockpile more cigars/pipes/tobacco that you'll never get around to smoking.

I've already thought of this. I'd build a giant silo and fill it with HOTW and swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck.

Col. Kurtz · 01-29-2013, 06:37 PM

Why am I supposed to care how he spends the money he earned

Mattso3000 · 01-29-2013, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by pektel

I would be impressed, but I'm pretty sure the moat doesn't have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

Is it at least filled with ill-tempered sea bass?

BHalbrooks · 01-29-2013, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

Same kind of guy that whines until the NFL changes the rules of the game to protect him.

Bring up Spygate while you're at it.

shilala · 01-30-2013, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Commander Quan

I've already thought of this. I'd build a giant silo and fill it with HOTW and swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck.

DaBear · 01-30-2013, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BHalbrooks

Bring up Spygate while you're at it.

The irony of that, since Belichick is a Hopkins lacrosse fan, and likely has donated to the program, in the new Cordish Lacrosse Center on Homewood the film room is the Bill Belichick Film Room.

01-28-2013, 09:13 PM	#1
DaBear Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Bear Location: Raleigh, NC(NC State) Posts: 2,010 Trading: (26)	Tom Brady's new house http://deadspin.com/5979224/tom-brad...lly-has-a-moat So apparently Tom Brady may actually be worried about a peasant revolt. Seriously, who the heck gets a MOAT for their house?

01-28-2013, 09:28 PM	#2
BHalbrooks Have My Own Room Join Date: Nov 2011 First Name: B Location: Texas Posts: 1,122 Trading: (5)	Re: Tom Brady's new house Seems like a case of "Why not?" He has so much Money, same with his Wife... seems like they're running out of **** to buy.

01-28-2013, 11:04 PM	#3
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Tom Brady's new house lol there probley sitting there, hmmm what if we got a moat..lol __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

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AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: Tom Brady's new house Same kind of guy that whines until the NFL changes the rules of the game to protect him.

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01-29-2013, 10:18 AM	#8
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Tom Brady's new house Tom should seriously consider filling the moat with jet fuel. Zombies can't get across a moat of burning jet fuel. A whole bunch of guys walking the edge of the roof with AK-47's and dark sunglasses might help badass up that femmy Disneyland look. __________________

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01-29-2013, 11:08 AM	#10
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,893 Trading: (51)	Re: Tom Brady's new house A moat would got around the entire building. This is simply some water in front of the house so that you have to cross a bridge to get in. A moat would have a bridge able to be raised and lowered. What is there is obviously made to be permanent. He has money, lots of money. He's married to a model who makes and has lots of money. If they want to spend it in an eccentric manner, so be it. I think it is kind of cool. I would loved to have grown up in a house like that. I would have set up a ballista on the wall and launched stones into the yard at imaginary foes (or water balloons at incoming cars). How cool would that have been? Talk about really weird? I know a bunch of idiots who collect cigars and/or pipes and tobacco, hoarding more of it than they will ever smoke in their lifetime. They do it because they make some lame claim that as it ages, it gets better - something like wine. You guys are just jealous because you don't have that kind of cash to blow on something pointless. You'll like to have it to stockpile more cigars/pipes/tobacco that you'll never get around to smoking. Peace of the Lrod be with you. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

01-29-2013, 11:31 AM	#11
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: Tom Brady's new house I would be impressed, but I'm pretty sure the moat doesn't have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

01-29-2013, 11:36 AM	#12
x man Opus lover since 1995 Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: X Location: usa Posts: 866 Trading: (24)	Re: Tom Brady's new house If he stocks it with fish and then catches and grills and eats them it would be OK with it. But just for the sake of no good reason, plaheeze, whats the point. But it`s not a moat, just an attempt to have a bridge over a stream to the house. The house itself is crazy cool lookin, solar panels on the roof, huge pool, and lots of bedrooms for lots of kids, y else would you need so big a house. Last edited by x man; 01-29-2013 at 11:45 AM.

01-29-2013, 01:49 PM	#14
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Tom Brady's new house Todd makes a good point. It appears to be missing a large swim-through humidor with a waterfall and love slaves. __________________

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