Everyday colloquialisms - Page 2

icehog3 · 06-12-2013, 01:58 PM

My butt itches.

Islayphile · 06-12-2013, 02:00 PM

Tighter than a virgin on prom night

czerbe · 06-12-2013, 03:39 PM

Sweating like a whore in Church

BHalbrooks · 06-12-2013, 05:24 PM

"Gone like a Homecoming Queens virginity on Prom night"

My Dad also loves to say, "I wouldn't **** you, you're my favorite turd."

This thread brings a lot of memories up

14holestogie · 06-12-2013, 05:30 PM

I don't know whether to sh1t or wind my watch.

pnoon · 06-12-2013, 05:40 PM

About as funny as a fart at a funeral.

He dropped a proverbial turd in the punch bowl.

You're rude and unattractive.

AdamJoshua · 06-12-2013, 05:44 PM

LOL @ #3

Bout as funny as a heart attack.
Doesn't know his ass from his elbow.
Doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

pnoon · 06-12-2013, 05:47 PM

Put the shovel down, Chief.

Coach Deg · 06-12-2013, 07:03 PM

This isn't Rocket surgery.

BHalbrooks · 06-12-2013, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon

You're rude and unattractive.

Favorite

forgop · 06-12-2013, 07:34 PM

Had a shop teacher that used several, but one that remains:

Roller skating with a heard of water buffalo

markem · 06-12-2013, 07:45 PM

you don't know ch!t from shinola

don't go gallivanting off now

put that in your pipe and smoke it

caviar dreams on a fishmongers wage

he went ash over tea kettle

Subvet642 · 06-12-2013, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BHalbrooks

"Gone like a Homecoming Queens virginity on Prom night"...

I just say: Off, like a prom dress.

I also like "Crap-tacular".

Chainsaw13 · 06-13-2013, 05:21 AM

A couple of my dad's favorites.

That'll put lead in your pencil.
You're full of piss and vinegar.

jjirons69 · 06-13-2013, 07:29 AM

Had our weekly men's meeting last night and I actually paid attention to what was being said. Tons of them thrown out.

First off talking about Viagra prescriptions (one of the guys HAD to elaborate) -
Hard as ten dollars worth of jawbreakers.
So hard a cat couldn't scratch it.
Couldn't turn the skin on it with a Sears wrench.

Others:
Happy as a mule eating briars.
Gotta pi$$ like a Russian racehorse.
Happy as a clam at high tide.
$20? I'd pay $20 to see a monkey f*ck a football.
Whip you like a red-headed stepchild.
So hungry I could the a$$ out of a Raggedy Ann Doll.
Does a cat have a climbing gear?
If? If my aunt had nuts she'd be my uncle.

Also the word $hit has tons of meanings:
Dumb as...
Hot as...
Cold as...
Drunk as...
The list goes on and on.

kelmac07 · 06-13-2013, 07:30 AM

So hungry I could eat the a$$ out of a dead horse.

Tio Gato · 06-13-2013, 08:36 AM

So hungry I could eat the south end of a north bound cow.

jjirons69 · 06-13-2013, 09:01 AM

Pissing up a rope.
Frogstrangler outside (raining hard)
Raining like pouring pi$$ out of a boot on a flat rock.
Can't find his a$$ with both hands.
Weak as a kitten.
You might? Mites are on a chicken's a$$.

kugie · 06-13-2013, 09:27 AM

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Not the brightest bulb on the tree.

Uglier than a bag of farts.

I use this one all the time with my daughter.

"You're so pretty"

kugie · 06-13-2013, 09:29 AM

Sweating like a whore in church

06-12-2013, 01:58 PM	#21
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,288 Trading: (60)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms My butt itches. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

06-12-2013, 02:00 PM	#22
Islayphile Wee Dram Hunter Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Mike Location: OH Posts: 801 Trading: (1)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Tighter than a virgin on prom night __________________ RIP Thurman Lee Munson (June 7, 1947 – August 2, 1979)

06-12-2013, 03:39 PM	#23
czerbe Just a Traveling Man Join Date: Apr 2012 First Name: Corey Location: Reading Pa Posts: 1,309 Trading: (2)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Sweating like a whore in Church __________________ Live fast, hard, everyday like its your last.

06-12-2013, 05:24 PM	#24
BHalbrooks Have My Own Room Join Date: Nov 2011 First Name: B Location: Texas Posts: 1,122 Trading: (5)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms "Gone like a Homecoming Queens virginity on Prom night" My Dad also loves to say, "I wouldn't **** you, you're my favorite turd." This thread brings a lot of memories up

06-12-2013, 05:30 PM	#25
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms I don't know whether to sh1t or wind my watch. __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

06-12-2013, 05:40 PM	#26
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms About as funny as a fart at a funeral. He dropped a proverbial turd in the punch bowl. You're rude and unattractive. __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

06-12-2013, 05:44 PM	#27
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms LOL @ #3 Bout as funny as a heart attack. Doesn't know his ass from his elbow. Doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

06-12-2013, 05:47 PM	#28
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Put the shovel down, Chief. __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

06-12-2013, 07:03 PM	#29
Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms This isn't Rocket surgery.

06-12-2013, 07:34 PM	#31
forgop Not a puffer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Duane Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 2,870 Trading: (40)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Had a shop teacher that used several, but one that remains: Roller skating with a heard of water buffalo

06-12-2013, 07:45 PM	#32
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms you don't know ch!t from shinola don't go gallivanting off now put that in your pipe and smoke it caviar dreams on a fishmongers wage he went ash over tea kettle __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

06-13-2013, 05:21 AM	#34
Chainsaw13 Møøse bites can be nasty Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Bob Location: The Enchanted Mitten Posts: 7,275 Trading: (96)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms A couple of my dad's favorites. That'll put lead in your pencil. You're full of piss and vinegar. __________________ My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.

06-13-2013, 07:29 AM	#35
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Had our weekly men's meeting last night and I actually paid attention to what was being said. Tons of them thrown out. First off talking about Viagra prescriptions (one of the guys HAD to elaborate) - Hard as ten dollars worth of jawbreakers. So hard a cat couldn't scratch it. Couldn't turn the skin on it with a Sears wrench. Others: Happy as a mule eating briars. Gotta pi$$ like a Russian racehorse. Happy as a clam at high tide. $20? I'd pay $20 to see a monkey fck a football. Whip you like a red-headed stepchild. So hungry I could the a$$ out of a Raggedy Ann Doll. Does a cat have a climbing gear? If? If my aunt had nuts she'd be my uncle. Also the word $hit has tons of meanings: Dumb as... Hot as... Cold as... Drunk as... The list goes on and on. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes*

06-13-2013, 07:30 AM	#36
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms So hungry I could eat the a$$ out of a dead horse. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

06-13-2013, 08:36 AM	#37
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,079 Trading: (11)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms So hungry I could eat the south end of a north bound cow. __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

06-13-2013, 09:01 AM	#38
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Pissing up a rope. Frogstrangler outside (raining hard) Raining like pouring pi$$ out of a boot on a flat rock. Can't find his a$$ with both hands. Weak as a kitten. You might? Mites are on a chicken's a$$. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

06-13-2013, 09:27 AM	#39
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Not the brightest bulb on the tree. Uglier than a bag of farts. I use this one all the time with my daughter. "You're so pretty" __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman

06-13-2013, 09:29 AM	#40
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Sweating like a whore in church __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman

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