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			"It don't TAKE all kinds, son, we just GOT all kinds!" (A friend's dad used to say that in reply to "Well, it takes all kinds.") 
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			Busier than a cat covering sh1t on a hot tin roof. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Like trying to stick a wet noodle up a wildcat's ass. Don't know if your ass is punched or bored. Hard as a diamond in an ice storm. 
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			Like trying to herd cats. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			A long row to hoe. Folded like a cheap suit. Be on you like white on rice. 
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			Heard and said more last night: 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Nutty as a fruit cake. Dry as a popcorn fart. She's got snakes in her head. Cool as a cucumber. Dead as a doornail. Dead as Abraham Lincoln. 
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			Thick as the hair on a hog's back. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Manners of a hyena. Cute as a button. Ray Charles could see that. If it was a snake it would have bitten you. 
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			 Adjusting to the Life 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Colder than a witche's t*t in a brass bra. It's raining like a cow p*ssing on a flat rock. Hotter than a whore on dollar night. Worthless as a poop flavored lollipop. Dumber than a stump. Nuttier than squirrel turds. To list a few. I love this thread 
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			More confused than a newborn in a topless bar. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			$h!t or get off the pot. You have to be 10% smarter than what you are working on. 
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			Was (and is) one of my dad's favorites!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			My first sargent walked past me and a buddy of mine coming into the chow hall and said 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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	Like fighting the Chinese army. Hard as pushing chickens in a ditch. Like a monkey peeing off a cliff...little bit go a long way. Lower than whale $hit. Went to $hit & the pigs ate ya. Fell to the bottom of the pond & the catfish/carp ate ya. Beat you like corndog batter/pancake batter/a rug. Beat you til you smell like onions.  | 
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