Everyday colloquialisms - Page 4

Dave128 · 07-01-2013, 01:06 PM

Sorry if these are repeats, I didn't read the entire thread:

You look like a bag of smashed a$$holes.

More frustrated than a moth in a light factory.

OLS · 07-02-2013, 06:15 AM

I got this one so many times from my Mother..."You'd better straighten up and fly right"

And my grandmother, never to be outdone, "There's two kinds of Smart: Smart and Smart Alec".

I was the second one every time that would be forced out of her mouth.

jjirons69 · 08-28-2013, 07:32 AM

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers.

dave · 08-28-2013, 08:02 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx1Jz3IJCo8

jjirons69 · 01-23-2014, 07:43 AM

Got some appropriate ones:

Colder than a witches caress.
Colder than a landlords heart.
Colder than a room full of ex-wives.
Colder enough to freeze the nuts off the Guy Lombardi bridge.
Cold as a mother-in-law's kiss.
Colder than a welldigger's ass.

CoffeeWaterBeer · 01-23-2014, 11:06 AM

Old kitchen manager in a restaurant I used to work at used to say:

"Boy, you look like a 3 legged cat trying to bury turds on a frozen pond."

shark · 01-23-2014, 07:36 PM

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Standing out like a turd in the punch bowl.

07-01-2013, 01:06 PM	#61
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,924 Trading: (4)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Sorry if these are repeats, I didn't read the entire thread: You look like a bag of smashed a$$holes. More frustrated than a moth in a light factory. __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

07-02-2013, 06:15 AM	#62
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms I got this one so many times from my Mother..."You'd better straighten up and fly right" And my grandmother, never to be outdone, "There's two kinds of Smart: Smart and Smart Alec". I was the second one every time that would be forced out of her mouth.

08-28-2013, 07:32 AM	#63
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

08-28-2013, 08:02 AM	#64
dave Have My Own Room Join Date: May 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Northern VA Posts: 1,180 Trading: (15)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx1Jz3IJCo8

01-23-2014, 07:43 AM	#65
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Got some appropriate ones: Colder than a witches caress. Colder than a landlords heart. Colder than a room full of ex-wives. Colder enough to freeze the nuts off the Guy Lombardi bridge. Cold as a mother-in-law's kiss. Colder than a welldigger's ass. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

01-23-2014, 11:06 AM	#66
CoffeeWaterBeer Critiquing Perique Join Date: Sep 2012 First Name: Seth Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 779 Trading: (13)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Old kitchen manager in a restaurant I used to work at used to say: "Boy, you look like a 3 legged cat trying to bury turds on a frozen pond."

01-23-2014, 07:36 PM	#67
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,691 Trading: (0)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms You better check yourself before you wreck yourself. Standing out like a turd in the punch bowl. __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

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