The Little Girl and the Fireman

cmitch · 08-21-2016, 09:32 AM

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
''Thanks,' the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
‘Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '
The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.’

AdamJoshua · 08-21-2016, 10:17 AM

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massphatness · 08-22-2016, 07:46 AM

Nice

Dave128 · 08-22-2016, 08:33 AM

markem · 08-22-2016, 11:06 AM

I told this one to my mother in law last night. In between laughing and gasping fro air, she said, "That is so bad! I'm going to use it."

08-21-2016, 09:32 AM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	The Little Girl and the Fireman A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration. ''Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. ‘Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. ' The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.’ __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

08-21-2016, 10:17 AM	#2
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08-22-2016, 11:06 AM	#9
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: The Little Girl and the Fireman I told this one to my mother in law last night. In between laughing and gasping fro air, she said, "That is so bad! I'm going to use it." __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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