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			A customer in a New York restaurant gushed to the chef:  "Your veal parmigiana is superb!  I spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I had over there." 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			"Naturally," the chef said. "Over there, they use domestic cheese. Ours is imported!" 
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	...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide  | 
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			 Il megglior fabbro 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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	Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.  | 
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