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			Happy Birthday Kristin! Tonight you shall have your cake and eat it too! Enjoy your day lots, and your night even more!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			     
		
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			 Il megglior fabbro 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			    ![]() And Cutie, be sure to stay at least 6 feet away from Tom for the next month or three. 
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			Many Happy Returns, Kristin! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	Blowing out that big fat candle is not advised as you can potentially transmit pathogens through your spittle. Instead, I've seen video where a quick swipe of the hand across the top of the candle basically beats it into submission. Key is to strike fast and hard. I mean really bludgeon the thing. Not a playful slap -- more of a quick, angry, violent motion. That should do the trick.  | 
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			Happy Birthday Kristin!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 F*ck Cancer! 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			Happy Birthday, Kristin!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			Happy Birthday Kristin.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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 ![]() Happy Birthday Kristin! Now go into Toms humidor and find the best cigar he has and enjoy  
		
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 Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes. 
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	It's a Good Day to Smoke a Cigar!!!  | 
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  ....Happy birthday Kristin!.....Have a magical birthday!!
		
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