Dad! I got a new girlfriend!

retired · 03-20-2021, 09:47 AM

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later...
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Penny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Penny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!

icehog3 · 03-20-2021, 11:27 AM

CigarNut · 03-20-2021, 03:00 PM

longknocker · 03-20-2021, 04:17 PM

bonjing · 03-20-2021, 10:31 PM

Dayum

Weelok · 03-21-2021, 06:56 AM

Lot of “love” in that neighborhood.

03-20-2021, 09:47 AM	#1
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	Dad! I got a new girlfriend! Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter". Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later... Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Penny, the other neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Penny is also your sister." This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!" The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!! __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

03-20-2021, 11:27 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,288 Trading: (60)	Re: Dad! I got a new girlfriend! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

03-20-2021, 03:00 PM	#3
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Dad! I got a new girlfriend! __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

03-20-2021, 04:17 PM	#4
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,261 Trading: (82)	Re: Dad! I got a new girlfriend!

03-20-2021, 10:31 PM	#5
bonjing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,023 Trading: (39)	Re: Dad! I got a new girlfriend! Dayum __________________ Be Excellent to Each Other - Bill & Ted

03-21-2021, 06:56 AM	#6
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,146 Trading: (21)	Re: Dad! I got a new girlfriend! Lot of “love” in that neighborhood. __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.

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