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 But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart I just don't think he'd understand 
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	My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.  
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			Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			And ruined your black tie affair The last one to know, the last one to show I was the last one you thought you'd see there… 
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Don/‘t tell me, I ain’t got nothing to de. 
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			Yeah, you got satin shoes 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Yeah, you got plastic boots Y'all got cocaine eyes Yeah, you got speed freak jive, now 
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			 Man in Black!!! 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			Can we get back to posting song lyrics? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Or should I close this thread? 
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			Muskrat, muskrat candlelight 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Doin' the town and doin' it right In the evenin', it's pretty pleasin' Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam Do the jitterbug Out in the muskrat land And they shimmy Sam is so skinny 
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			'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Ain't touched a drink all night I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason Just ate a horse meat pie Yeah, when you call my name I salivate like a Pavlov dog Yeah, when you lay me out My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright 
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			When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets, and love will steer the stars. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			This is the dawning of the age if Aquarius, Aquarius. aquarrrrrriuiiuuuuuuuussssss 
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			I hate you, Ron. In the nicest of ways, tho. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Had to start up this earworm to get rid of yours. Ever since I was a young boy I've played the silver ball From Soho down to Brighton I must have played 'em all But I ain't seen nothing like him In any amusement hall That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball 
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			I have had this stuck in my head for several days and I've no idea why.  I haven't heard it in years. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			There's been a load of compromisin' On the road to my horizon But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me Like a rhinestone cowboy Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo Like a rhinestone cowboy Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know And offers comin' over the phone 
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			And when I get excited, my little China girl says, "ooh baby, just you shut your mouse".  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			The police in New York City 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			They chased a boy right through the park And in a case of mistaken identity The put a bullet through his heart 
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