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monica lewinsky
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So i'm getting down at the b&m with a monte#2 in my mouth. i stop to put my phone in my pocket. i feel a drop of something fall from above, thinking it was about to rain again i look up, nothing. i look back down and a bird $hat on my cigar, seriously what the crap!
this green/yellow loogie looking thing on the end of my smoke. that pretty much set the tone for the entire day.
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Mila smoked my cigar
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That is pretty nasty. I would wather have it hit the cigar than land on my head though.
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Dear Lord, Thank You.
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What'd ya do? If the cigar was any good, I'd have wiped it off and manned it out.
I'm used to bird poop though, I used to keep a few hundred birds.
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monica lewinsky
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i'm used to birds too, they're delicious.
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Shepard of the sheeple
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YNWA
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YNWA
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Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden |
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Shepard of the sheeple
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C A P S...CAPS CAPS CAPS!
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[quote=sonic_mike;410628]Are you sure it wasn't ploom?
QUOTE] Yes, it's the fabled bird butt ploom. Very rare, should be savored.
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Dogbert Consultant
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couldnt have put it better myself. sorry for your loss
stearns
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Really, really old
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Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett |
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