If at first you don't succeed

markem · 03-30-2010, 08:01 PM

skydiving may not be the sport for you

G G · 03-30-2010, 08:59 PM

that'll do her

Skywalker · 03-30-2010, 09:38 PM

Are you joking???

kelmac07 · 03-30-2010, 09:39 PM

Thud!!

03-30-2010, 09:47 PM

um...

I have TWO reserve handles...I still wanna meet the dumb sonofab*tch that came up with the ""Pull and drop"" that they teach you and tell you before you jump.

Of course, if it doesn't open, the old joke comes into play...

What's the difference between Golfers and Skydivers??

Golfers go WHACK!.....&^%$#!!!!!

Skydivers go &^%$#!.....WHACK!!!!!

03-30-2010, 08:01 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	If at first you don't succeed skydiving may not be the sport for you __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

03-30-2010, 08:59 PM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,751 Trading: (10)	Re: If at first you don't succeed that'll do her

03-30-2010, 09:38 PM	#3
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: If at first you don't succeed Are you joking??? __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

03-30-2010, 09:39 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: If at first you don't succeed Thud!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

03-30-2010, 09:47 PM	#5
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: If at first you don't succeed um... I have TWO reserve handles...I still wanna meet the dumb sonofab*tch that came up with the ""Pull and drop"" that they teach you and tell you before you jump. Of course, if it doesn't open, the old joke comes into play... What's the difference between Golfers and Skydivers?? Golfers go WHACK!.....&^%$#!!!!! Skydivers go &^%$#!.....WHACK!!!!!

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