How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? - Page 3

jsnake · 04-22-2010, 02:30 PM

Well the way I see it I will need to load up on cigars and ammo and band together with some gun wielding BOTL. I think on my stash alone I could go about 100 days smoking 2 to 3 a day.

McSmokey · 04-22-2010, 02:31 PM

Not long enough!!!

loki · 04-22-2010, 02:33 PM

i just looked over my stash and to quote lord of war "your stock piles are dangerously depleted, you better order more from the factory"

Scottw · 04-22-2010, 02:40 PM

Smoking what I smoke now, I have about 3 years worth of sticks. Smoking 2-3 per day, I'm looking at 7-8 months

guado · 04-22-2010, 03:02 PM

Assuming I stay home, zombies run out before the ammo does(very good chance of this

) I can last 5 years. Which reminds me. I need to stock up on butane!!!

Now if I can just convince the wife that a Barrett .50cal rifle is needed incase of zombie emergencies I Would be set.

04-22-2010, 03:09 PM

A few days.

I have a couple boxes in my humi, but I like going to the cigar shops and buying a hand full the best.

If I survive the trip to a shop, I'll just board my self up in there until I die.

Volt · 04-22-2010, 03:10 PM

Based on current stock.... maybe 6 months at 1 a day..... I'd have to ration myself. On the other hand, If I smoked Philly grapes and peach - would that drive them off?

wolfandwhisky · 04-22-2010, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guado

Assuming I stay home, zombies run out before the ammo does(very good chance of this

) I can last 5 years. Which reminds me. I need to stock up on butane!!!

Now if I can just convince the wife that a Barrett .50cal rifle is needed incase of zombie emergencies I Would be set.

Rock one of these from an upstairs window and you'd be able to enjoy all 5 years of smokes!

Maybe you should show her the article linked earlier that explains why zombies are plausible...

spectrrr · 04-22-2010, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw

Smoking what I smoke now, I have about 3 years worth of sticks. Smoking 2-3 per day, I'm looking at 7-8 months

thats right about in line with me. 2-3 a day would only last me for 6 months. at the rate I do now... 5 years!

spectrrr · 04-22-2010, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alwayslit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnrizaO-X00.....take care of business. Have a relaxing smoke after.

YES PLEASE!!!!! I WANT!!!!

mmblz · 04-22-2010, 03:52 PM

all depends on whether zombies like cigars or not...

Dooge · 04-22-2010, 04:18 PM

first, i'm not sure if i would be able to bring everything with me. I have a couple of travel humidors that are waterproof/damage resistant so they would last some time. Take the foam separators out and then i should be able to fit more in. Maybe one day i will pick up one of those 30 count travel humi's, that would probably fit everything i have right there. Smoking just one a night would last me for a few weeks. Then I'd have to burgle smoke shops and lounges.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sodomanaz

Would the smoke attract the zombies? Would the glow of the lit cigar give away your location? Where exactly are we hiding out? Is it well ventilated?

As far as I can work out, they're not attracted to the smell of smoke. They do seem to have an acute sense of smell but are more attuned to the human flesh than anything else.

Its a tough thing to say what they are and are not attracted to.

Just remember folks, head for the high ground. Burn the stairs and bar the windows.

replicant_argent · 04-22-2010, 04:46 PM

all I have to do is carry Andys smokes... and run just slightly faster than he does.... Which shouldn't be a problem, right?

04-22-2010, 04:54 PM

People, this is why we not only need to cremate the dead, but seal the ashes in concrete...or re-use the ashes for road work. Or maybe Gurkha wrappers, whichever is easiest.

wolfandwhisky · 04-22-2010, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spectrrr

YES PLEASE!!!!! I WANT!!!!

that thing is awesome!

Dooge · 04-22-2010, 06:40 PM

not to take it one step further but what is your bug out plan?

loki · 04-22-2010, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dooge

not to take it one step further but what is your bug out plan?

i plan to bug in

Dooge · 04-22-2010, 06:56 PM

i'll be going to your house... you have guns. We can fasten something to the top of my mini cooper

loki · 04-22-2010, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dooge

i'll be going to your house... you have guns. We can fasten something to the top of my mini cooper

guns, food, cigars, and once i have a house, a generator

Dooge · 04-22-2010, 07:02 PM

generators would attract them... i do know they go towards sound. solar paneling?

04-22-2010, 02:30 PM	#41
jsnake Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Jake Location: Your mom's house Posts: 1,309 Trading: (22)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Well the way I see it I will need to load up on cigars and ammo and band together with some gun wielding BOTL. I think on my stash alone I could go about 100 days smoking 2 to 3 a day.

04-22-2010, 02:31 PM	#42
McSmokey Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Justin Location: Tuscaloosa, AL Posts: 948 Trading: (30)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Not long enough!!! __________________ "Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement." Winston Churchill

04-22-2010, 02:33 PM	#43
loki H.A.T.E Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pittsburgh pa Posts: 1,484 Trading: (7)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? i just looked over my stash and to quote lord of war "your stock piles are dangerously depleted, you better order more from the factory"

04-22-2010, 02:40 PM	#44
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,817 Trading: (6)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Smoking what I smoke now, I have about 3 years worth of sticks. Smoking 2-3 per day, I'm looking at 7-8 months __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

04-22-2010, 03:02 PM	#45
guado OCD cigar hoarder Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Tampa Posts: 379 Trading: (4)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Assuming I stay home, zombies run out before the ammo does(very good chance of this ) I can last 5 years. Which reminds me. I need to stock up on butane!!! Now if I can just convince the wife that a Barrett .50cal rifle is needed incase of zombie emergencies I Would be set. __________________

04-22-2010, 03:09 PM	#46
yellowgoat Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? A few days. I have a couple boxes in my humi, but I like going to the cigar shops and buying a hand full the best. If I survive the trip to a shop, I'll just board my self up in there until I die.

04-22-2010, 03:10 PM	#47
Volt I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,799 Trading: (19)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Based on current stock.... maybe 6 months at 1 a day..... I'd have to ration myself. On the other hand, If I smoked Philly grapes and peach - would that drive them off? __________________ Curing the infection... One bullet at a time.

04-22-2010, 03:52 PM	#51
mmblz .090909... Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NH Posts: 4,031 Trading: (3)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? all depends on whether zombies like cigars or not... __________________ herf wear

04-22-2010, 04:46 PM	#53
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? all I have to do is carry Andys smokes... and run just slightly faster than he does.... Which shouldn't be a problem, right? __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

04-22-2010, 04:54 PM	#54
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? People, this is why we not only need to cremate the dead, but seal the ashes in concrete...or re-use the ashes for road work. Or maybe Gurkha wrappers, whichever is easiest.

04-22-2010, 06:40 PM	#56
Dooge I drink with awsmith4! Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 659 Trading: (4)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? not to take it one step further but what is your bug out plan?

04-22-2010, 06:56 PM	#58
Dooge I drink with awsmith4! Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 659 Trading: (4)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? i'll be going to your house... you have guns. We can fasten something to the top of my mini cooper

04-22-2010, 07:02 PM	#60
Dooge I drink with awsmith4! Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 659 Trading: (4)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? generators would attract them... i do know they go towards sound. solar paneling?

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