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Old 05-25-2010, 06:42 AM   #81
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Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?
Actually that's "Does Howdy Doody GOT wooden balls?" Cheech line, lol.
Also, NO FAIR. Military MFs can't play. Their entire life is sayings as I recall.
There is something about drawing from all 50 states and territories and living in
$hi+ conditions that brings out the sayings.

Speaking of Cheech. When asked about an old girlfriend. "It didn't work out....Well
it worked out once, but we worked it back in."
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:47 AM   #82
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"Oh well...THAT'S Cue-bah"
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:50 AM   #83
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Nice review.
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Old 05-25-2010, 07:45 AM   #84
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It's not golfin' unless you are swearin'.
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:45 AM   #86
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I have been using the phrase "off like a prom dress" a lot lately.
Does that mean my cross dressing tendancies are coming out, or my indiscretions as a young man are manifesting?
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Said to my (male) golfing buddies when a putt is woefully short...

"nice putt, does your husband golf too?"

...sorry, ladies....
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I have been using the phrase "off like a prom dress" a lot lately.
Does that mean my cross dressing tendancies are coming out, or my indiscretions as a young man are manifesting?
If they weren't before, they are now!
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"Do you want me to run to the CVS and get you a f*ckin' lipstick, too?"
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"my butt itches"
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The more I practice, the luckier I get.
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F%ckin Eggs, Bacon.
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Who pissed in your Cheerios?
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Said to my (male) golfing buddies when a putt is woefully short...

"nice putt, does your husband golf too?"

...sorry, ladies....

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"Hit it with your purse."
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Old 05-25-2010, 07:17 PM   #96
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Thats Higher than the balls on a giraffe!
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This saying seems to fit for so many different things. "Same Circus just different Clowns" We used this a lot when I was a fireman on Long Island.
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Old 05-26-2010, 05:50 AM   #98
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That's cooler than the other side of the pillow!!
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Old 05-26-2010, 07:15 AM   #99
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Sounds like my son's comments... he is merciless on the old man!

After a missed putt left short...

"What happened? Did your skirt fly up and distract you?"

or

"Don't worry... a little Midol will probably help those menstrual cramps."

Don't know where he learned to trash talk like that... must be from his mom.
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Not with that attitude you won't.
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