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Old 10-03-2010, 10:56 AM   #221
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With my Nub I found some relief.
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Old 10-03-2010, 10:58 AM   #222
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There once was a terrible golfer...
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Old 10-03-2010, 11:56 AM   #223
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Who couldn't think of a rhyme for the word "golfer",
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Old 10-03-2010, 12:02 PM   #224
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His partner told him one day...
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Old 10-03-2010, 12:07 PM   #225
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as a round they did play...
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For his clubs - he should accept any offer!
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New one:

Bobby started his day all smiles...
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For his clubs - he should accept any offer!
golfer-offer? fail.
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Old 10-03-2010, 12:12 PM   #229
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Going through his large Gurkha files,
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golfer-offer? fail.
Beats rhyming "golfer"... with... "golfer."
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Going through his large Gurkha files,
But when he lit one to smoke...
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Beats rhyming "golfer"... with... "golfer."
I didn't, Joe....I rhymed golfer with "golfer".
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Another day, another dollar...
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Arriving home, heard my wife holler
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Arriving home, heard my wife holler
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Then I saw the rolling pin,
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She found panties in my car.
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She found panties in my car.


You're supposed to start a new one right away too....I will crank one up if I don't see you hit it up.
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