What Do You Tell Them? - Page 3

10-17-2010, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by warren G.

I remember I told this nice couple "It's no worse then a Big-Mac..." They went "AHHHH you're right..."

I think you are tons better off smoking a cigar than eating a Fat-Mac. No comparison

icehog3 · 10-17-2010, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox

I think you are tons better off smoking a cigar than eating a Fat-Mac. No comparison

Plus it tastes a lot better, Nate.

blugill · 10-17-2010, 05:05 PM

I usually sit in my front yard and enjoy a cigar and a drink. No one else around while the wife is inside. I don't really have people stopping by on the street and express concern over my health

If they did I'd probably offer them one and a seat and we could chat about it

benedic08 · 10-17-2010, 05:24 PM

I do it like this:

hotreds · 10-17-2010, 05:28 PM

Damn! When did they discover that?!

10-17-2010, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Plus it tastes a lot better, Nate.

Definitely

thebayratt · 10-17-2010, 06:15 PM

I tell them "there has been no study shown that Cigar smoking causes cancer/death. You don't inhale cigar smoke, its natural and not laced with chemicals like cigarettes. More people have probly died from obeistiy than from cigar smoking"

maninblack · 10-17-2010, 06:55 PM

Tell them to piss off and then blow a big ring of smoke in their face. Puff on this biatches!

OLS · 10-17-2010, 07:31 PM

I tell them not NEARLY as detrimental as I can be to THEIR health if they don't bugger off. "You've stolen
every other pleasure I had and taken every smoking place I used to love, so if you are bothering me in one
of my LAST places, you are treading very near finding out what detriment means."

replicant_argent · 10-17-2010, 07:57 PM

I have used this one once or twice.
"Madam, I smoke these wretched things because typically they perform the noble duty of keeping harpies such as yourself at a greater distance."

I am usually nowhere near as eloquent.

icehog3 · 10-17-2010, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

I have used this one once or twice.
"Madam, I smoke these wretched things because typically they perform the noble duty of keeping harpies such as yourself at a greater distance."

I am usually nowhere near as eloquent.

You said "harpies".

Volcodom · 10-18-2010, 12:17 AM

To my family it's some argument about how alcohol does more damage than some narcotics, and that on the current list even cigarettes rank lower so my all natural stick of delicious tobacco is way better than that glass of wine.

As for other peoples it usually goes "No this isn't the leading cause of a quicker death, that title goes to breathing" this followed by a nice big puff.

10-18-2010, 08:58 AM

Everything good in moderation.

Hey, replicant_argent,

The thought of this squawking at you while smoking a cigar brought me laughs:

icehog3 · 10-18-2010, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan King

Everything good in moderation.

Hey, replicant_argent,

The thought of this squawking at you while smoking a cigar brought me laughs:

Pete would just sic Buzzy on that Harpie!!

10-17-2010, 05:05 PM	#43
blugill Feeling at Home Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Andy Location: Enid, Oklahoma Posts: 867 Trading: (10)	Re: What Do You Tell Them? I usually sit in my front yard and enjoy a cigar and a drink. No one else around while the wife is inside. I don't really have people stopping by on the street and express concern over my health If they did I'd probably offer them one and a seat and we could chat about it __________________ My Blog

10-17-2010, 05:24 PM	#44
benedic08 Bob's great grandson Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Benedic Location: Hot and Wet Manila Posts: 530 Trading: (8)	Re: What Do You Tell Them? I do it like this:

10-17-2010, 05:28 PM	#45
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,674 Trading: (63)	Re: What Do You Tell Them? Damn! When did they discover that?! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

10-17-2010, 06:15 PM	#47
thebayratt Still Watching My Ash Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Shawn Location: Mississippi Posts: 1,326 Trading: (11)	Re: What Do You Tell Them? I tell them "there has been no study shown that Cigar smoking causes cancer/death. You don't inhale cigar smoke, its natural and not laced with chemicals like cigarettes. More people have probly died from obeistiy than from cigar smoking"

10-17-2010, 06:55 PM	#48
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: What Do You Tell Them? Tell them to piss off and then blow a big ring of smoke in their face. Puff on this biatches! __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

10-17-2010, 07:31 PM	#49
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: What Do You Tell Them? I tell them not NEARLY as detrimental as I can be to THEIR health if they don't bugger off. "You've stolen every other pleasure I had and taken every smoking place I used to love, so if you are bothering me in one of my LAST places, you are treading very near finding out what detriment means."

10-17-2010, 07:57 PM	#50
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: What Do You Tell Them? I have used this one once or twice. "Madam, I smoke these wretched things because typically they perform the noble duty of keeping harpies such as yourself at a greater distance." I am usually nowhere near as eloquent. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

10-18-2010, 12:17 AM	#52
Volcodom Just in from the Storm Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Mellamo Tomas Posts: 44 Trading: (0)	Re: What Do You Tell Them? To my family it's some argument about how alcohol does more damage than some narcotics, and that on the current list even cigarettes rank lower so my all natural stick of delicious tobacco is way better than that glass of wine. As for other peoples it usually goes "No this isn't the leading cause of a quicker death, that title goes to breathing" this followed by a nice big puff. __________________ A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke!

10-18-2010, 08:58 AM	#53
Nathan King Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What Do You Tell Them? Everything good in moderation. Hey, *replicant_argent,* The thought of this squawking at you while smoking a cigar brought me laughs: