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Old 03-09-2011, 02:33 PM   #61
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I got one...

Everytime I walk into my favorite B&M with my girlfriend. All of the regulars stare at her like she's some kind of RARE Cuban or a HMR Gurkha that no one has seen before. Although I think that my girlfriend is beautiful and all, can you guys stop drooling. It's not like she's on the Victoria Secret catalogs.

You could be honey and I think you should be***(Just in case she reads this)
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Old 03-09-2011, 02:42 PM   #62
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^^^^^

You mean like that?


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Old 03-09-2011, 02:49 PM   #63
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When you have a beautiful girlfriend/wife, guys are gonna look. Get used to it, or get an ugly girlfriend. 4
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Old 03-09-2011, 02:54 PM   #64
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Old 03-09-2011, 02:59 PM   #65
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:02 PM   #66
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Or in your case Tom, if you walk in with a beautiful wife AND girlfriend.....people are going to look.
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:17 PM   #67
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I got one...

Everytime I walk into my favorite B&M with my girlfriend. All of the regulars stare at her like she's some kind of RARE Cuban or a HMR Gurkha that no one has seen before. Although I think that my girlfriend is beautiful and all, can you guys stop drooling. It's not like she's on the Victoria Secret catalogs.

You could be honey and I think you should be***(Just in case she reads this)
you're taking a presumably good looking woman into a store that is populated by men...the hell do you expect to happen?
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:31 PM   #68
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you're taking a presumably good looking woman into a store that is populated by men...the hell do you expect to happen?
Yeah...
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:34 PM   #69
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I work one day a week at a cigar shop, so I'll not get involved...that way it won't sound like I'm *****ing!
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Old 03-09-2011, 08:37 PM   #70
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Or in your case Tom, if you walk in with a beautiful wife AND girlfriend.....people are going to look.
Did that once, Bill.......ONCE.
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Old 03-09-2011, 09:04 PM   #71
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Did that once, Bill.......ONCE.
Gee I wonder why?

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Old 03-09-2011, 09:06 PM   #72
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Did that once, Bill.......ONCE.
Once a week........
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Old 03-10-2011, 04:03 PM   #73
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Had a customer crap himself and let it trickle down his pants and onto our lounge floor one time, then bolted. Please do not crap on our floor. Haha
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Old 03-10-2011, 05:09 PM   #74
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Had a customer crap himself and let it trickle down his pants and onto our lounge floor one time, then bolted. Please do not crap on our floor. Haha
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bet it was a $hitty day for him too
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Had a customer crap himself and let it trickle down his pants and onto our lounge floor one time, then bolted. Please do not crap on our floor. Haha
guess he had to run....or had the runs...either way
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Old 03-10-2011, 06:36 PM   #76
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Or in your case Tom, if you walk in with a beautiful wife AND girlfriend.....people are going to look.
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Did that once, Bill.......ONCE.
Who's wife?
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Old 03-10-2011, 07:45 PM   #77
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Who's wife?
Exactly.
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Old 03-10-2011, 07:47 PM   #78
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Who's wife?
not to mention...


Whose girlfriend?
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I'm guessing it's someone else's wife and her bi-curious girlfriend?
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Old 03-11-2011, 02:45 PM   #80
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Had a customer crap himself and let it trickle down his pants and onto our lounge floor one time, then bolted. Please do not crap on our floor. Haha


Wow, any idea what he was smoking? Please share if you do!
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