Limerick Thread! - Page 99

Gophernut · 04-14-2011, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

I should probably have said this before,

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Originally Posted by Fordman4ever

The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)

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Originally Posted by icehog3

She blabbers and yaps,

I try to listen as her mouth still flaps,

icehog3 · 04-18-2011, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

I should probably have said this before,

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Originally Posted by Fordman4ever

The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)

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Originally Posted by icehog3

She blabbers and yaps,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

I try to listen as her mouth still flaps,

I just don't think I can take any more.

icehog3 · 04-18-2011, 03:12 PM

NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,

Gophernut · 04-18-2011, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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Almost May and new snow on the ground,

The weatherman's face I sure could pound,

icehog3 · 04-18-2011, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

The weatherman's face I sure could pound,

He's wrong more than he's right,

Fordman4ever · 04-19-2011, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

The weatherman's face I sure could pound,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

He's wrong more than he's right,

'cause it looks like snow tonight,

Gophernut · 04-19-2011, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

The weatherman's face I sure could pound,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

He's wrong more than he's right,

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Originally Posted by Fordman4ever

'cause it looks like snow tonight,

When I told my wife, she just frowned.

Gophernut · 04-19-2011, 09:10 AM

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The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,

04-19-2011, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

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The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,

Fighting for an athletic cup with jock-itch from this dude is gross but risque,

Gophernut · 04-19-2011, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

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The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

Fighting for an athletic cup with jock-itch from this dude is gross but risque,

The victors like to lift the cup over their head,

icehog3 · 04-19-2011, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

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The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

Fighting for an athletic cup with jock-itch from this dude is gross but risque,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

The victors like to lift the cup over their head,

29 other teams spend the summer hanging their head,

04-19-2011, 01:19 PM

With an El Presidente tween his thighs

04-19-2011, 01:20 PM

And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick

Brutus2600 · 04-19-2011, 01:23 PM

And just hope they don't make me sick,

icehog3 · 04-19-2011, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CigarVolante

And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick

Sometimes rhyming is a trick,

Brutus2600 · 04-19-2011, 01:24 PM

Lol...

I that might've been a response from the first page.

04-19-2011, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Brutus2600

Lol...

I that might've been a response from the first page.

It was too good to pass up.

Gophernut · 04-19-2011, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CigarVolante

And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick

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Originally Posted by Brutus2600

And just hope they don't make me sick,

Just slow down and don't inhale,

bmagin320 · 04-19-2011, 04:20 PM

or you will puke in a pail

icehog3 · 04-19-2011, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CigarVolante

And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick

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Originally Posted by Brutus2600

And just hope they don't make me sick,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

Just slow down and don't inhale,

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Originally Posted by bmagin320

or you will puke in a pail

And spend the night feeling like a dick.

04-18-2011, 03:12 PM	#1963
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,265 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: Almost May and new snow on the ground, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-19-2011, 09:10 AM	#1968
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04-19-2011, 01:19 PM	#1972
CigarVolante Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! With an El Presidente tween his thighs

04-19-2011, 01:20 PM	#1973
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04-19-2011, 01:23 PM	#1974
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04-19-2011, 04:20 PM	#1979
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