The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer... - Page 2

bobarian · 12-31-2008, 01:44 AM

bvilchez · 12-31-2008, 02:15 AM

D why do you put yourself through this torment? Somethings are better off not said.....

Other than that good luck Saturday checkin pe*kers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

icehog3 · 12-31-2008, 02:18 AM

Look at the bright side, Darrell....this might be your "in" to get in the adult entertainment industry. Always need some good fluffers.

Don't shoot me, Bro, I keed, I keed.

BigBruce · 12-31-2008, 02:38 AM

Yea we have to wiener watch in the army too. We just make a big joke out it. Hell last time I had to pee in a cup I walked in dropped my pants to my ankles and started sing its my dick in a cup. What does an Nco do in the airforce besides wiener watch give some stearn talking too's I bet.

theonlybear4CORT · 12-31-2008, 03:49 AM

leave your camera at home this time.

taltos · 12-31-2008, 05:09 AM

I thought that weiner watch was a Primary MOS in the Air Force. Must only be secondary. At least when I was in, the Marine Corps used officers for weiner watch. Have fun and don't wear your best uniform.

Don Fernando · 12-31-2008, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Vito

I actually started to laugh out loud when I read your new task Darrel. Now who is the real 'meanie'? You or the guy who assigned you to this task.

shilala · 12-31-2008, 10:10 AM

Think of the bright side, D.
You're gonna get to see 600 weiners, odds are you'll find one you really like!!!

markem · 12-31-2008, 10:14 AM

If any of them salute, Darrell, don't ask and don't tell.

taltos · 12-31-2008, 10:16 AM

This reminds me of the movie, maybe Stripes(?) when the Drill Sergeant walks into the crapper and all of the toilet seats pop up to attention.

Scottw · 12-31-2008, 10:20 AM

Do you have to check them for hernias too??? OMG this is fookin' hilarious.

jjirons69 · 12-31-2008, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Just grin and bear it....have a nice cocktail when you are done.

That's punny!

You said rubber dong...

Genetic Defect · 12-31-2008, 11:02 AM

funny people sometimes associate mean people as being dicks.....

Partagaspete · 12-31-2008, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

Think of the bright side, D.
You're gonna get to see 600 weiners, odds are you'll find one you really like!!!

LMAO

Partagaspete · 12-31-2008, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by taltos

I thought that weiner watch was a Primary MOS in the Air Force. Must only be secondary. At least when I was in, the Marine Corps used officers for weiner watch. Have fun and don't wear your best uniform.

Maybe in the Marines the O's did it because you actually have to have the ability to read?

T

Partagaspete · 12-31-2008, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]

Oh! Darrell why do you open yourself up for the abuse???

But unfortunately I can destroy this but it is one that will have to wait for a HERF since I feel a lot of it would be lost in words as opposed to voice.

Have fun

T

taltos · 12-31-2008, 11:23 AM

One last comment since I am an over 50 juvenile delinquint, this is a pisser of a thread.

12-31-2008, 11:34 AM

So How does one exactly tell for sure that its a fake pecker spraying apple juice? I mean some of those fake peckers look pretty real....

oh and Tom, Cocktail? really?

Redbaron · 12-31-2008, 11:43 AM

Funny fuse=blown

FXAdam · 12-31-2008, 11:47 AM

[x] Thread delivers.
[ ] Day at work, good.

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BigBruce Independent Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Top Secret Posts: 452 Trading: (4)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Yea we have to wiener watch in the army too. We just make a big joke out it. Hell last time I had to pee in a cup I walked in dropped my pants to my ankles and started sing its my dick in a cup. What does an Nco do in the airforce besides wiener watch give some stearn talking too's I bet. __________________

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taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. I thought that weiner watch was a Primary MOS in the Air Force. Must only be secondary. At least when I was in, the Marine Corps used officers for weiner watch. Have fun and don't wear your best uniform.

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taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. This reminds me of the movie, maybe Stripes(?) when the Drill Sergeant walks into the crapper and all of the toilet seats pop up to attention.

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taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. One last comment since I am an over 50 juvenile delinquint, this is a pisser of a thread.

12-31-2008, 11:34 AM	#38
darb85 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. So How does one exactly tell for sure that its a fake pecker spraying apple juice? I mean some of those fake peckers look pretty real.... oh and Tom, Cocktail? really?

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FXAdam Meep! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: I'm in Seoul, man. Posts: 65 Trading: (0)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. [x] Thread delivers. [ ] Day at work, good.