The Birthday Gift

Bluetick · 11-10-2011, 08:04 PM

A wife took her husband to a strip club for his b'day...

At the club
Doorman: Hey Jim! How r u?
Wife: How does he know u?
Jim: We play Golf!

Barman: The usual Jim?
Jim to his wife: He's on the Darts Team!

Lap Dancer: The special again Jim?

The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi..

Driver: Hey Jimmy boy..
U picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel?!

chaase321 · 11-10-2011, 10:54 PM

BAHAHAHA! that is great! Damn cabbies getting us in trouble!

Goldie · 11-10-2011, 11:51 PM

THAT.....is hilarious.

Ogre · 11-11-2011, 12:07 AM

OUCH!!! thats rough.

deadrise · 11-11-2011, 12:10 AM

lol that's a good one probably his last birthday

Moose6026 · 11-11-2011, 12:13 AM

"Oh my sides you keeling me, you keeling me" Great Joke

Drez · 11-11-2011, 12:25 AM

mase · 11-11-2011, 12:45 AM

Haha....

HollywoodQue · 11-11-2011, 01:15 AM

Jim's in deep dodo.

11-11-2011, 12:51 PM

Steve · 11-11-2011, 01:47 PM

11-10-2011, 08:04 PM	#1
Bluetick Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Posts: 112 Trading: (0)	The Birthday Gift A wife took her husband to a strip club for his b'day... At the club Doorman: Hey Jim! How r u? Wife: How does he know u? Jim: We play Golf! Barman: The usual Jim? Jim to his wife: He's on the Darts Team! Lap Dancer: The special again Jim? The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi.. Driver: Hey Jimmy boy.. U picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel?!

11-10-2011, 10:54 PM	#2
chaase321 ZOTL's mmmmm brainssss Join Date: Oct 2011 First Name: Cole Location: Woodbridge VA Posts: 2,114 Trading: (81)	Re: The Birthday Gift BAHAHAHA! that is great! Damn cabbies getting us in trouble! __________________ ZOTL our appetites will ALWAYS be bigger than your braaaiiiins... Support the Troop Support Contest 2014!!!

11-10-2011, 11:51 PM	#3
Goldie Bring the pain! Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Drew Location: Ohio Posts: 808 Trading: (13)	Re: The Birthday Gift THAT.....is hilarious. __________________ Come in here dear boy, have a cigar, you're gonna go far - Pink Floyd I like my draw, like I like my women, a little loose - Goldie

11-11-2011, 12:07 AM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: The Birthday Gift OUCH!!! thats rough. __________________

11-11-2011, 12:10 AM	#5
deadrise The Manhattan Project Join Date: Sep 2011 First Name: Jason Location: Reedville Virginia Posts: 1,001 Trading: (24)	Re: The Birthday Gift lol that's a good one probably his last birthday __________________

11-11-2011, 12:13 AM	#6
Moose6026 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Dan Location: In a house Posts: 358 Trading: (1)	Re: The Birthday Gift "Oh my sides you keeling me, you keeling me" Great Joke __________________ Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid. - John Wayne

11-11-2011, 12:25 AM	#7
Drez The Warden Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Frank Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,768 Trading: (35)	Re: The Birthday Gift __________________ They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!

11-11-2011, 12:45 AM	#8
mase Undead Recruiter Join Date: Sep 2011 First Name: Kevin Location: The city that works....against you Posts: 845 Trading: (9)	Re: The Birthday Gift Haha....

11-11-2011, 01:15 AM	#9
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,125 Trading: (46)	Re: The Birthday Gift Jim's in deep dodo.

11-11-2011, 12:51 PM	#10
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11-11-2011, 01:47 PM	#11
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: The Birthday Gift __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide