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			 Gramps 4x's 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			Join Date: Oct 2008 
    First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny
				Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana 
				
				
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			Oldie but goodie for married men. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			The other night, I went to my wife who was in bed and brought her two aspirin and a glass of water. She asked me what that was for. I responded for her headache. She responded she did not have a headache. I responded, Gotcha!!! 
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	Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian  | 
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			 Heads up get down 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			Join Date: Oct 2010 
    First Name: Clayton
				Location: NW Alabama by the river 
				
				
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			I was cuddling up to the wife one night and she said, "I can't. I'm seeing the gynecologist tomorrow and he said no sex 24 hours before exam." 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I asked, "What did the dentist say?" 
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	No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.  | 
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