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			Well there might be trouble cause everybodys got a gun,  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Across that county line, With fifty more cases white lightning apple moonshine. Fight for love, fight for life, Fight for money with the edge of a knife, Rule your fear and rule the night, Rule the road in a lawless fight. 
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		#302 | 
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			 Life is for living 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			I get up at seven, yeah 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			And I go to work at nine I got no time for livin', yeah I'm working all the time 
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			Who's gonna pick you up 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			When you fall Who's gonna hang it up When you call Who's gonna pay attention To your dreams Who's gonna plug their ears When you scream You can't go on Thinking nothing's wrong 
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		#304 | 
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			You get up every morning 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			From your 'larm clock's warning Take the 8:15 into the city There's a whistle up above And people pushin', people shovin' And the girls who try to look pretty 
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		#305 | 
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			Early in the morning and I can't do right 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Had a little fight with my baby last night and it's early in the morning Don'chu know it's early in the morning Early in the morning I ain't got nothing, no nothing but the blues I went to your girlfriend's house But she was out I knocked on your daddy's door But he began to shout and he said, It's early in the morning Don'chu know it's early in the morning Early in the morning I ain't got nothing, no nothing but the blues I went to Dooby Chase to get somethin' to eat Waitress looked at me said, "Harry, you sure look beat" And I said, It's early in the morning Don'chu know it's early in the morning Early in the morning Ain't got nothing, but the Blues 
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		#306 | 
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			Up with the sun, gone with the wind 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			She always said I was lazy Leavin' my home, leavin' my friends Runnin' when things get too crazy Out to the road, out 'neath the stars Feelin' the breeze, passin' the cars Women have come, women have gone Everyone tryin' to cage me Some were so sweet, I barely got free Others, they only enraged me Sometimes at night, I see their faces I feel the traces they've left on my soul Those are the memories that make me a wealthy soul 
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			 Life is for living 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			Another suburban family morning 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Grandmother screaming at the wall 
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			Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			But mama, that's where the fun is 
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			The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I'm lookin' at my girlfriend - she's passed out on the floor I seen so many things I ain't never seen before Don't know what it is - I don't wanna see no more 
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			I'd get it one piece at a time and it wouldn't cost me a dime 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			You'll know it's me when I come through your town I'm gonna ride around in style, I'm gonna drive everybody wild 'Cause I'll have the only one there is around 
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	Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds  | 
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			 Life is for living 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			He pulls the spitting high tension wires down Helpless people on a subway train Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them He picks up a bus and he throws it back down As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town 
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			I was cutting a rug down at a place called the jug with a girl named linda lu 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			when in walked a man with a gun in his hand, he was lookin for you know who he said hey there fella with the hair colored yellow what you tryin to prove cause that's my woman there and i'm a man who cares and this might be all for you 
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			So, so you think you can tell 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Heaven from Hell Blue skies from pain Can you tell a green field From a cold steel rail A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell? Did they get you to trade Your heroes for ghosts Hot ashes for trees Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change Did you exchange A walk on part in the war For a lead role in a cage? How I wish, how I wish you were here We're just two lost souls Swimming in a fish bowl Year after year Running over the same old ground What have we found? The same old fears Wish you were here 
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			 Life is for living 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			She came in through the bathroom window 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Protected by her silver spoon 
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			I said, "I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			The Sheriff is after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this, I did it like that. I did it with the Wiffle ball bat. 
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			 Life is for living 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			Take me across the water 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			'Cause I need some place to hide I done the rancher's daughter, lord And I sure did hurt his pride, heh heh 
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			I've got your picture, I've got your picture 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I'd like a million of you all over myself I want a doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning up and turning down And turning in and turning 'round 
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			 I'm nuts for the place 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			 Quote: 
	
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			 I'm nuts for the place 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			Black betty had a child, bam-ba-lam, way down in Alabam....
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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