Thought for the day...

Steve · 06-09-2016, 07:45 AM

You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.

czerbe · 06-09-2016, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve

You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.

Chainsaw13 · 06-09-2016, 09:59 AM

stearns · 06-09-2016, 10:13 AM

Steve · 07-20-2017, 01:35 PM

Then all of a sudden it hit me: I should have hung that ceiling fan higher.

markem · 07-20-2017, 05:59 PM

Same is true for a retriever and throwing the ball.

Brlesq · 07-20-2017, 08:28 PM

dave · 07-24-2017, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

Same is true for a retriever and throwing the ball.

The rapidly growing ball?

Steve · 07-25-2017, 04:05 PM

The rotation of the Earth really makes my day

Steve · 08-15-2017, 03:17 PM

Never trust an atom, they make up everything.

Steve · 08-28-2017, 09:27 AM

What do you get when you cross a riddle with a rhetorical question?

Steve · 07-26-2018, 10:16 AM

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

nutcracker · 07-27-2018, 06:22 PM

Where were you when the lights went off?

In the dark.

nutcracker · 07-27-2018, 06:23 PM

When is a door not a door?

When it’s ajar.

06-09-2016, 07:45 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Thought for the day... You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

06-09-2016, 09:59 AM	#3
Chainsaw13 Møøse bites can be nasty Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Bob Location: The Enchanted Mitten Posts: 7,275 Trading: (96)	Re: Thought for the day... __________________ My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.

06-09-2016, 10:13 AM	#4
stearns Dogbert Consultant Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ben Location: Park Hill Posts: 5,442 Trading: (50)	Re: Thought for the day... __________________ "Ignoring all the racket of conventional reality" - Keller Williams

07-20-2017, 01:35 PM	#5
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Thought for the day... Then all of a sudden it hit me: I should have hung that ceiling fan higher. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

07-20-2017, 05:59 PM	#6
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: Thought for the day... Same is true for a retriever and throwing the ball.

07-20-2017, 08:28 PM	#7
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,033 Trading: (17)	Re: Thought for the day... __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

07-25-2017, 04:05 PM	#9
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Thought for the day... The rotation of the Earth really makes my day __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-15-2017, 03:17 PM	#10
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Thought for the day... Never trust an atom, they make up everything. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-28-2017, 09:27 AM	#11
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Thought for the day... What do you get when you cross a riddle with a rhetorical question? __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

07-26-2018, 10:16 AM	#12
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Thought for the day... On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

07-27-2018, 06:22 PM	#13
nutcracker Shameless epicurian Join Date: Apr 2014 First Name: Neil Location: Winnipeg, Canada - Home of the Jets! Posts: 1,631 Trading: (26)	Re: Thought for the day... Where were you when the lights went off? In the dark. __________________ "Well I ain't often right but I've never been wrong.... Jerry Garcia (R.I.P.)

07-27-2018, 06:23 PM	#14
nutcracker Shameless epicurian Join Date: Apr 2014 First Name: Neil Location: Winnipeg, Canada - Home of the Jets! Posts: 1,631 Trading: (26)	Re: Thought for the day... When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar. __________________ "Well I ain't often right but I've never been wrong.... Jerry Garcia (R.I.P.)