Smart Teen

retired · 04-20-2021, 07:24 AM

A proud and confident genius makes a bet with a teen.
The genius says, "Hey kid, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5.
And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000."
The teen says, "Okay."
The genius then asks, "How many continents are there in the world?" The teen doesn't know and hands over the $5.
The teen says, "Now my turn: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?"
The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5,000.
The genius says, "Dang it, I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question?"
The teen hands over $5.

icehog3 · 04-20-2021, 08:53 AM

markem · 04-20-2021, 09:27 AM

That's one way to pay for college.

Porch Dweller · 04-20-2021, 09:29 AM

CigarNut · 04-26-2021, 05:19 PM

RevSmoke · 04-26-2021, 09:33 PM

Classic!

Old Sailor · 04-26-2021, 09:44 PM

04-20-2021, 07:24 AM	#1
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	Smart Teen A proud and confident genius makes a bet with a teen. The genius says, "Hey kid, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000." The teen says, "Okay." The genius then asks, "How many continents are there in the world?" The teen doesn't know and hands over the $5. The teen says, "Now my turn: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?" The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5,000. The genius says, "Dang it, I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question?" The teen hands over $5. __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

04-20-2021, 08:53 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,276 Trading: (60)	Re: Smart Teen __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-20-2021, 09:27 AM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: Smart Teen That's one way to pay for college. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-20-2021, 09:29 AM	#4
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,885 Trading: (24)	Re: Smart Teen __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

04-26-2021, 05:19 PM	#5
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Smart Teen __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

04-26-2021, 09:33 PM	#6
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,893 Trading: (51)	Re: Smart Teen Classic! __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

04-26-2021, 09:44 PM	#7
Old Sailor Black Ops - S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Side Porta!! Kingsville, Ont., Canada Posts: 4,232 Trading: (22)	Re: Smart Teen __________________ Canadian Armed Forces 1976! Canadian Coast Guard, retired in 2012 after 32 years!!