I once bought curtains.

shilala · 06-19-2009, 02:39 PM

I picked them out, bought the curtain rods, and even put them up.
Once you've crossed that line, there's no going back.

jjirons69 · 06-19-2009, 02:47 PM

You'll be darning socks next.

alley00p · 06-19-2009, 03:19 PM

OMG!!!

I certainly don't want to hear the word "wallpaper" coming out of your mouth, Scott!!!

G G · 06-19-2009, 03:19 PM

Huh?

St. Lou Stu · 06-19-2009, 03:19 PM

dude

massphatness · 06-19-2009, 03:19 PM

He used to make beads, now he makes potpourri-scented sachets.

cricky101 · 06-19-2009, 03:43 PM

Were they camo curtains?

MedicCook · 06-19-2009, 03:46 PM

Whats next? Decorative stenciling on the walls?

shilala · 06-19-2009, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MedicCook

Whats next? Decorative stenciling on the walls?

Even worse, I'm afraid.
I bought square plates, invented coathanger hanger things, and decorated my kitchen walls. I bought bowls and "sitting around" stuff, too.

bonjing · 06-19-2009, 04:08 PM

pics?

shilala · 06-19-2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bonjing

pics?

There's pics of me posted here somewhere.
Are you trying to ask me out?
I see you're from California...

MedicCook · 06-19-2009, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

Even worse, I'm afraid.
I bought square plates, invented coathanger hanger things, and decorated my kitchen walls. I bought bowls and "sitting around" stuff, too.

You need to see a doctor ASAP!!

bonjing · 06-19-2009, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

There's pics of me posted here somewhere.
Are you trying to ask me out?
I see you're from California...

yes i'm from cali, but i'm not the one picking out curtains

shilala · 06-19-2009, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook

You need to see a doctor ASAP!!

This is no sh1t...
I saw my doctor a couple weeks ago. I must have seemed weepy, because she quadrupled my testosterone shots.
I went from 1 mg once a month to 2mg twice a month.
Maybe she heard about the curtains???

Now I'm eating 20mg of valium a day so I don't kill anyone.
I sure hope I can find a real doctor before someone dies.

bonjing · 06-19-2009, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

Now I'm eating 20mg of valium a day so I don't kill anyone.
I sure hope I can find a real doctor before someone dies.

uh oh

TanithT · 06-19-2009, 04:22 PM

I &^%$#@ hate curtain and home accessory shopping. After I waste my time and money putting that stuff up, I forget what it looks like because it just doesn't register visually any more. So why bother in the first place? If it's reasonably presentable, hygenic and functional, it will do.

I recently moved out of an apartment I spent five years living in. The first night I moved in, the neighbor's light was so goddamn bright I taped black plastic garbage bags together to make "curtains" in the bedroom to block it. They worked fine. I forgot they were there and never thought about them again. Problem solved.

Fast forward five years to moving day. Oops, I guess I better pull down and throw away these damn garbage bags.....

shilala · 06-19-2009, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TanithT

I &^%$#@ hate curtain and home accessory shopping. After I waste my time and money putting that stuff up, I forget what it looks like because it just doesn't register visually any more. So why bother in the first place? If it's reasonably presentable, hygenic and functional, it will do.

I recently moved out of an apartment I spent five years living in. The first night I moved in, the neighbor's light was so goddamn bright I taped black plastic garbage bags together to make "curtains" in the bedroom to block it. They worked fine. I forgot they were there and never thought about them again. Problem solved.

Fast forward five years to moving day. Oops, I guess I better pull down and throw away these damn garbage bags.....

Will you marry me?

G G · 06-19-2009, 04:49 PM

Cool the first ever CA marriage proposal.

Whee · 06-19-2009, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

Even worse, I'm afraid.
I bought square plates, invented coathanger hanger things, and decorated my kitchen walls. I bought bowls and "sitting around" stuff, too.

Please tell us you don;t like show tunes!

shilala · 06-19-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

Please tell us you don;t like show tunes!

That's my only savior at this point.

06-19-2009, 02:39 PM	#1
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	I once bought curtains. I picked them out, bought the curtain rods, and even put them up. Once you've crossed that line, there's no going back. __________________

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TanithT Feeling at Home Join Date: May 2009 First Name: T Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 692 Trading: (26)	Re: I once bought curtains. I &^%$#@ hate curtain and home accessory shopping. After I waste my time and money putting that stuff up, I forget what it looks like because it just doesn't register visually any more. So why bother in the first place? If it's reasonably presentable, hygenic and functional, it will do. I recently moved out of an apartment I spent five years living in. The first night I moved in, the neighbor's light was so goddamn bright I taped black plastic garbage bags together to make "curtains" in the bedroom to block it. They worked fine. I forgot they were there and never thought about them again. Problem solved. Fast forward five years to moving day. Oops, I guess I better pull down and throw away these damn garbage bags.....

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,751 Trading: (10)	Re: I once bought curtains. Cool the first ever CA marriage proposal.