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I like cigars
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My significant other tells me to enjoy my cigar and stops by periodically for a kiss while I am smoking....I've got it made!
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i had some silly girl say to me in a night club a few years back when u could still smoke inside errrrrrrr is that a cigar do u even have a girlfriend ????? i bet your still a virgin so i took a puff on my small cigar then threw my pint of beer on her and said get over your self slag
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I'm nuts for the place
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"Got ahold of another one huh? Im gunna train the cat to bury them deeper"
I allways get the cat/dog turd angle
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Suck It
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At the Blue Monkey I hear "Sir we don't allow cigar smoking in here."
(only the GOOD kind of smoking apparently, as if HALF the nasty- smelling smoke is better than twice the good-smelling kind) At the Sidecar, there is a sign upon entering "Cigar Smoking encouraged" but they screw that up by for all intents and purposes being a gay bar. But it's not a gay bar. I THINK it's a cigar bar that's popular with gays and theater types. At home, where I smoke the most, I hear nothing but the gentle pops of the combustion, as I live, thankfully, blissfully, fartfully alone. |
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Ah the joys of a Filipina wife as she snatches the cigar from my hand saying I'll do that for you. Cuts the tip, fires it up, gives me a big long kiss and hands me the cigar.
Most common saying - Hun, you want another cigar? I kid you not Dan |
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