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			My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.......... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The guard asked, "What's his name?" "Grandpa" The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?" The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Crown Royal whiskey and women with big t!ts." 
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