Probably because there wasn't anyone else there besides Numbnuts McGunsafety and his camera tripod.
He's gonna be wearing that "rejection sticker" on his forehead for a while. I wonder what kind of BS story he's gonna make up to explain it. Pretty good grounds for divorce though, if he is married: "Your Honor, look at him! He's just too stupid to breed with!" "He bears the mark of the Idiot!"
__________________ "Man's mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not." -John Galt