Michael Jordan threatened with fine for smoking

[Conch Republican]

Who cares what kind of cigar! The anti-smoking Nazi's are driving people into our cigar sversion of Opium Dens. This is effing ridiculous. To not be able to smoke a cigar, outside, during a golf game is beyond comprehension. Next thing you know they will find a way to inject dye into our bodies and make it illegal to fart in public! Or to sweat in public because it offends someone, I realize some people think I am going off the deep-end here, but WTF!
There's more, but the SFPD is probably already looking for me, so I will shut up and fume in the corner!
//end rant