April Fools Jokes

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

My wife just called me to tell me that our 21 year old daughter is pregnant again. She just gave birth in November, so I was shocked, but not into disbelief. It took me a while before I finally could even say anything. I got up walked down the hallway here at work, and asked her if this was an April Fools day deal. I owe her one now!

Tell her that one of your coworkers overheard you *****ing about the pregnancy before you realized it was a joke. He told the whole office and teased you, so you punched him and broke his nose. You have a meeting with the boss and the HR person at the end of the day.