I am so in love........

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Originally Posted by newcigarz

How many Fart simulator apps have you downloaded Carlos?

Just the one with 16 called "Fart for Free".

You should see what happened with that.
I went across the street while a few friends/neighbors gathered discussing a tree being cut down.
As I approached them, I used #9, which is the longest one (someone did it in their pants for that one).
They all laughed and figured I had a device doing it.
I then showed them the phone, illustrated the multiple ones it can generate and we all laughed.

A few minutes later, the one neighbor who is elderly, farted without being able to apparently contain it.
I immediately yelled out: "that was not my phone!" and everyone laughs.
My neighbor who farted then pulls out his "mickey mouse" type cell phone, holds it in the air and yells: "that was my phone".

He may be old but is still quick witted.