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			It had to happen and wouldn't you know it would be me.  Rather than post some of them (the squeemish will thank me), here is the link to some bizarre x-rays. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I thought this was behind me with my kids being over 20. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Then a grandson came along and yeah, I know exactly what you are talking about. Man that hurts! 
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			Stepping on jax suck as well.  I also hate it when somebody leaves a cabinet door open in the kitchen and I bust the back of my head on them.  BTW- punching the cabinet afterwards does nothing but make the wife mad.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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			Scott, if your kid wants legos REALLY bad and you want to get them for them REALLY bad and they REALLY deserve to have them but alas you cannot afford them, EVER, I think that would suck more than stepping on the lego you already have.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I've stepped on lots of Legos. I've bashed my head on woodclamps a bunch too. Car door frames hurt a lot. Hammers on top of ladders will always fall in the center of the top of your head with the hardest part of the hammer. It's physics. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			How about cutting your finger in half with a cordless circular saw........... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Where is the "This Thread is AWESOME Without Pics" smilie?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Name someone called Dave who isn't, in any way, creepy. I dare you.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Stepped on the claw end of a hammer bare footed before.  It was hiding under a piece of news paper in the garage and layed my heel open like a knife blade. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Oh the joys of home ownership and repair. LOL 
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			Lincoln Logs suck too!!   
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Getting a tiny sliver of glass stuck in the sole of your foot sucks, too. Especially when you don't realize it at first, and it gets infected.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			When I was a kid there were a few times that I ripped the nail off of one of my toes. I used to always be barefoot outside in the summer, so you know... The worst was when I somehow got a splinter caught under a fingernail. I mean, it was a good 1/4 inch under the nail, too. It began to get infected, so I just took a sewing needle, sterilized it, and carefully dug the tiny sliver out of there. 
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