Things you hear...

[forgop]

Don't forget about the person that wants to buy your item for sale on craigslist, but he just happened to leave to work in the UK for the next 3 months and will send payment and have his shipper pick up the goods...

OR

I am a verified beneficiary to a very wealthy person in Nigeria. All I have to do is pay some money to help expedite the process for the funds to be released.

[Kreth]

Originally Posted by forgop

I am a verified beneficiary to a very wealthy person in Nigeria. All I having to do is pay some money for to allowing the funds to be released.

Fixed your grammar.
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[GolfNut]

Originally Posted by Kreth

Fixed your grammar.
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So it's YOU that's been sending me those emails! Nobody else could have the sentence structure down so well.

[MajorCaptSilly]

I won't steal your socks.

The grapes are from Russia.

Dan Rather used this toothbrush.

A tomato is a vegetable.

I did not put leeches in your briefcase.

Faygo is better than Nehi.

Sanford & Son is based on a true story.



MCS

[Skywalker]

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I won't steal your socks.

The grapes are from Russia.

Dan Rather used this toothbrush.

A tomato is a vegetable.

I did not put leeches in your briefcase.

Faygo is better than Nehi.

Sanford & Son is based on a true story.



MCS

It's just a flesh wound...