Xikar Cutter-Not Released to Public Yet

Originally Posted by T.G

You didn't say WHICH bar that opens at 6am. Sheez. I'll go over to the other one.

What do you want me to tell the bartender when they ask about your tab, and why I'm sitting there with your duck?

A man with your intelligence must ask me this?
First, pay my tab, fool.
Second, that duck was passed down to me over 3 generations. It is sacred and I find it offensive that you are cavalier about it. There is no friend like a duck that is 80 years old. That's a loyal friend.
Of course, the downside is that he goes, "quaiirrkkk" instead of quack! He's a little verkakte (Yiddish for falling apart).
I now take your leave.