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I was checking to see who came up with something to rhyme melting.(belting, smelting, kavelting, welting...)
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I loves me a Parti
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Feeling at Home
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OK, You're right ... a do over:
Though not enough to shed our winter pelting
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Just bring on spring, I cried.
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New:
Surprise Birthday trip to Chicago for my son,
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Because in the Windy City,
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
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Admiral Douchebag
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But he's better than Bradford, that big bum.
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Admiral Douchebag
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NEW:
They say youth is wasted on the young,
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Feeling at Home
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They know not what to do, even when well hung,
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#1672 |
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Unfortunately I've noticed that as I get older,
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson |
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Feeling at Home
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My member acts more like it's colder
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But if I try any harder, I'll collapse a lung.
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson |
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NEW:
A clean bill of health from my Doc,
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson |
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Feeling at Home
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Had a celebratory stogie from my extensive stock,
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Admiral Douchebag
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But I smoked one too many,
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Feeling at Home
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Now I wouldn't take one for a penny
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and my wife wants to install a humidor lock.
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NEW:
It's time for this week to be done,
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