The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer...

Partagaspete · 12-31-2008, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]

Oh! Darrell why do you open yourself up for the abuse???

But unfortunately I can destroy this but it is one that will have to wait for a HERF since I feel a lot of it would be lost in words as opposed to voice.

Have fun

T

taltos · 12-31-2008, 11:23 AM

One last comment since I am an over 50 juvenile delinquint, this is a pisser of a thread.

12-31-2008, 11:34 AM

So How does one exactly tell for sure that its a fake pecker spraying apple juice? I mean some of those fake peckers look pretty real....

oh and Tom, Cocktail? really?

12-31-2008, 11:23 AM	#2
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. One last comment since I am an over 50 juvenile delinquint, this is a pisser of a thread.

12-31-2008, 11:34 AM	#3
darb85 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. So How does one exactly tell for sure that its a fake pecker spraying apple juice? I mean some of those fake peckers look pretty real.... oh and Tom, Cocktail? really?

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