Prayers for Wanger - Page 2

68TriShield · 11-18-2011, 09:25 AM

I thought you were talking about a vasectomy.

replicant_argent · 11-18-2011, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by 68TriShield

I thought you were talking about a vasectomy.

This goes way beyond a frozen bag of peas, Dave.

replicant_argent · 11-18-2011, 09:14 AM

Unfortunately I hope Mike makes it through the movie marathon weekend of romance. I just happen to have the cheat sheet for the marquee.
-27 dresses
-princess diaries
-sisterhood of the traveling pants
-Titanic
-Bridges of Madison County
-Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Strength, Brother.

Stephen · 11-18-2011, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

Unfortunately I hope Mike makes it through the movie marathon weekend of romance. I just happen to have the cheat sheet for the marquee.
-27 dresses
-princess diaries
-sisterhood of the traveling pants
-Titanic
-Bridges of Madison County
-Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Strength, Brother.

Hell, that's just the first leg. Rumor has it that the following are all queued up and ready to go:

Steel Magnolias
The English Patient
Thelma & Louise
Bridget Jones' Diary
How to Make an American Quilt
Waiting to Exhale
City of Angels
Beaches
Officer and a Gentleman
Fried Green Tomatoes
The Hours

Better make room on the sofa; petkel's coming over, and he's armed with Puffs.

11-18-2011, 09:17 AM

Thoughts and prayers sent.
Yikes.

icehog3 · 11-18-2011, 09:33 AM

I am rooting for the werewolf.

Happy Anny, Mike.

hammondc · 11-18-2011, 01:17 PM

here it is wrapped up in 3 minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ATdbz2lXR0

Adriftpanda · 11-18-2011, 01:47 PM

Call me whatever you want, but I'm looking forward to seeing it with the fiance on Saturday. Nothing wrong with it.

Hope you enjoyed it Mike, happy anny.

sevans105 · 11-18-2011, 02:26 PM

Bella! Close your FRIKKIN MOUTH!

pektel · 11-18-2011, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sevans105

Bella! Close your FRIKKIN MOUTH!

Did you watch the season premier of Beavis and Butthead?
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Emjaysmash · 11-18-2011, 04:26 PM

Good luck. That 117 mins you can never get back.

sevans105 · 11-18-2011, 04:32 PM

backwoods357 · 11-18-2011, 08:56 PM

Wow, poor guy. My better half has no interest, thank god. She would be much happier burning a maddie on the deck and picking up a pizza at mellow mushroom. I saw the first two and the series just looks to get exponentially worse with each movie.

md4958 · 11-18-2011, 09:01 PM

So you can boost up that testosterone again:

http://youtu.be/_8JR5kmlnGA

14holestogie · 11-19-2011, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by md4958

So you can boost up that testosterone again:

http://youtu.be/_8JR5kmlnGA

vagampires....

Stephen · 11-19-2011, 07:53 AM

My buddies and I had a chat about this franchise (well it was only one movie at the time that we had been coerced by our significant others into watching) and following two conclusions were drawn over some beers:

1. What makes this movie so damned unbelievable isn't the fact that it's full of vampires and werewolves, but that multiple males are posturing over a high school girl that doesn't put out, isn't the least bit attractive, and has the personality of a wet mop

2. Edward is a pedophile

11-21-2011, 01:48 PM

I survived. It was HORRID acting and completely idiotic to me that the women in the audience were oohing and aahing over these people.

Seriously? Get a f'ing life! At least Erin didn't do that. For whatever reason, she likes the story.

All I can think of is to let Blade loose on them all!

replicant_argent · 11-30-2011, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Wanger

I survived. It was HORRID acting and completely idiotic to me that the women in the audience were oohing and aahing over these people.

Seriously? Get a f'ing life! At least Erin didn't do that. For whatever reason, she likes the story.

All I can think of is to let Blade loose on them all!

Nice try, Fluffy. Trying to man-up after looking this PuppyDog in lust with Sparkly Vampire boy isn't gonna fly.

12-01-2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

Nice try, Fluffy. Trying to man-up after looking this PuppyDog in lust with Sparkly Vampire boy isn't gonna fly.

I'm surprised it took you so long to throw my ugly mug up here in this thread.

There isn't ANYONE in the movie that's even lustworthy.

Well, I might consider the chick that was in Up in the Air, but that's it.

BELLA CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!

Apoco · 12-01-2011, 09:26 AM

I heard one of my female friends swooning over Edward. I reminded her that vampires do not have a beating heart - that means no blood circulation. He wouldn't be able to get anything elevated to have any real fun. She was...not pleased with me

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11-18-2011, 09:25 AM	#1
68TriShield Got Torque? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Maryland Posts: 7,195 Trading: (40)	Re: Prayers for Wanger I thought you were talking about a vasectomy.

11-18-2011, 09:14 AM	#3
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Prayers for Wanger Unfortunately I hope Mike makes it through the movie marathon weekend of romance. I just happen to have the cheat sheet for the marquee. -27 dresses -princess diaries -sisterhood of the traveling pants -Titanic -Bridges of Madison County -Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood Strength, Brother. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

11-18-2011, 09:17 AM	#5
LigaPrivadaT84 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Prayers for Wanger Thoughts and prayers sent. Yikes.

11-18-2011, 09:33 AM	#6
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,979 Trading: (60)	Re: Prayers for Wanger I am rooting for the werewolf. Happy Anny, Mike. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

11-18-2011, 01:17 PM	#7
hammondc Moar Padrons! Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Chip Location: Senoia, GA Posts: 2,626 Trading: (17)	Re: Prayers for Wanger here it is wrapped up in 3 minutes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ATdbz2lXR0

11-18-2011, 01:47 PM	#8
Adriftpanda Peter's Daddy Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Huy Location: No one wants me Posts: 10,313 Trading: (74)	Re: Prayers for Wanger Call me whatever you want, but I'm looking forward to seeing it with the fiance on Saturday. Nothing wrong with it. Hope you enjoyed it Mike, happy anny. __________________ Who eats plantains when they can eat placenta.

11-18-2011, 02:26 PM	#9
sevans105 Alpha Zombie Wolf "Sceve" Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Scott Location: Southern Minnesota Posts: 1,786 Trading: (30)	Re: Prayers for Wanger Bella! Close your FRIKKIN MOUTH! __________________

11-18-2011, 04:26 PM	#11
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Prayers for Wanger Good luck. That 117 mins you can never get back. __________________

11-18-2011, 04:32 PM	#12
sevans105 Alpha Zombie Wolf "Sceve" Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Scott Location: Southern Minnesota Posts: 1,786 Trading: (30)	Re: Prayers for Wanger __________________

11-18-2011, 08:56 PM	#13
backwoods357 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Mar 2011 First Name: Jorgen Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 349 Trading: (14)	Re: Prayers for Wanger Wow, poor guy. My better half has no interest, thank god. She would be much happier burning a maddie on the deck and picking up a pizza at mellow mushroom. I saw the first two and the series just looks to get exponentially worse with each movie.

11-18-2011, 09:01 PM	#14
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: Prayers for Wanger So you can boost up that testosterone again: http://youtu.be/_8JR5kmlnGA __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

11-19-2011, 07:53 AM	#16
Stephen Sultan of Cigars Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Stephen Location: Where the Pony Express began and Jesse James ended. Posts: 1,582 Trading: (18)	Re: Prayers for Wanger My buddies and I had a chat about this franchise (well it was only one movie at the time that we had been coerced by our significant others into watching) and following two conclusions were drawn over some beers: 1. What makes this movie so damned unbelievable isn't the fact that it's full of vampires and werewolves, but that multiple males are posturing over a high school girl that doesn't put out, isn't the least bit attractive, and has the personality of a wet mop 2. Edward is a pedophile

11-21-2011, 01:48 PM	#17
Wanger Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Prayers for Wanger I survived. It was HORRID acting and completely idiotic to me that the women in the audience were oohing and aahing over these people. Seriously? Get a f'ing life! At least Erin didn't do that. For whatever reason, she likes the story. All I can think of is to let Blade loose on them all!

12-01-2011, 09:26 AM	#20
Apoco Nerd with social skills Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Alex Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 1,286 Trading: (37)	Re: Prayers for Wanger I heard one of my female friends swooning over Edward. I reminded her that vampires do not have a beating heart - that means no blood circulation. He wouldn't be able to get anything elevated to have any real fun. She was...not pleased with me Posted via Mobile Device

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