Vikings Fans

Originally Posted by AlohaStyle

What does your dad do?

Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Carpenter, Dairy Farmer, etc.

But Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

'My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.'

The teacher quickly gave the other children some work and took little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.

'No' said Edward, 'He plays football for the Vikings, but I was just too embarrassed to say it in front of the class.'

Jus to put things in perspective, you got beat by the back up to the back up quarterback, the back up running back, no receiving corps outside of Harvin, and the weakest secondary in the league. Next time, talk smack after the game is done.