bailout the **** industry??

GGW, really? They make a killing off doing events at random bars don't they? Perhaps DVD sales are down, but there are always "hot, naked, college girls" at all these bars, and the last time I checked they were free...unlike the girls I...nevermind. Filming girls while they flash your camera is free, you don't even have to use a good camera (do they even make noodie movies in HD yet?), and it costs very little to press DVD's. How could that possibly have gone wrong?

I have the answer. Commercials. Lets be honest. I'll use an equation (I suck at math but this seems simple). Length of commercial X wild girls - tiny little censors - awkward steel drum music for things that are not at all tropical or Caribbean = enough to not even need to purchase the DVD by the time it is over. Add the 5 times that commercial shows during a 30 minute show on Comedy Central....you catch my drift. I think I have found my calling. You're welcome.