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Old 03-01-2012, 04:24 PM   #141
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Everyone send me all those nasty Gurkha G3s for proper disposal.
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:30 PM   #142
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This is a roast thread.

If people don't start insulting smitty immediately, the ToE will have no option but to close this thread.

I will also post a new thread with a poll for members' opinions on banning smitty.
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:33 PM   #143
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Free is the only way anyone would take them
Nope. Not even for free.
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:34 PM   #144
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:35 PM   #145
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Everyone send me all those nasty Gurkha G3s for proper disposal.
You can have mine

smitty...hop on it will ya
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:46 PM   #146
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free gurkha?

What am I missing here?
a LOT more than you realize...
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:53 PM   #147
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If the next post doesn't include an insult for smitty, I am shuttin' 'er down.
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:54 PM   #148
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Smitty makes Flava Flav look like Mr. Bean.
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:56 PM   #149
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Smitty makes Flava Flav look like Mr. Bean.
THAT'S what I'm talking about!!
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:56 PM   #150
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I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:57 PM   #151
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Smitty uses the search function like Lisa Lampanelli uses discretion about whether she screws 4 or 5 guys a night.
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:00 PM   #152
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If it's a compliment, does he get banned?
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:03 PM   #153
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I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Douche-bag duty at the smitty roast...
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:04 PM   #154
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I was at a pet store once, and saw a puppy that was the product of love between Lisa Lampanelli and Smitty. I thought about buying it and calling it Smitty Jr. but I decided "CumDumpster" was a lot classier.
I didn't buy it, I rammed a cat down its throat to put it out of its inevitable misery.
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:05 PM   #155
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So much animosity towards this guy

I'm not sure if he deserves it or not?
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:07 PM   #156
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Animosity is such a strong word

Hatred will suffice
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:09 PM   #157
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This is a roast thread.

If people don't start insulting smitty immediately, the ToE will have no option but to close this thread.

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Ban me? really?
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Don't get me wrong, Smitty is a classy guy!

I once saw him use a New rubber on a 2 dollar syphilitic hooker.



Don't ask me why I was there, it was rock bottom for me.
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Don't get me wrong, Smitty is a classy guy!

I once saw him use a New rubber on a 2 dollar syphilitic hooker.



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So much animosity towards this guy

I'm not sure if he deserves it or not?
He created the thread...
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