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Old 03-02-2012, 12:15 PM   #1
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Is that English?
Not the Queen's English; more like her scullery maid's English.
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Old 03-02-2012, 03:58 PM   #2
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Is that English?
No that is a £5 keyboard from argos.
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Old 03-04-2012, 12:45 PM   #3
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No that is a £5 keyboard from argos.
So your keyboard is missing punctuation marks and keys?
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:21 PM   #4
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I got a good laugh out of this. Thanks.
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:36 PM   #5
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Sitting with the Queen drinking tea,
She asked "Do you fart when you pee?",
I thought for a bit,
And asked "Do you belch when you sh!t?",
And thought that was quite clever of me.
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:39 PM   #6
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I'm deeply offended by every post in this thread.


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Old 03-04-2012, 09:06 AM   #7
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Bah, tea is garbage. Coffee, hot and black like the pits of hell, now that's a civilized beverage for the afternoon. Come to think of it, I'll trade you some coffee for some good beer.
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Old 03-04-2012, 11:56 AM   #8
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The U.S. of A got the Beatles, Stones, Zeppelin, and Great Britain got Madonna. Score one more for the good guys.
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Old 03-04-2012, 12:26 PM   #9
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Errr wut last time i checked the beetles/stones/zeppelin where all English.
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Errr wut last time i checked the beetles/stones/zeppelin where all English.
I don't like bettles, they eat cigars.

The Beatles are great, though.
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Old 03-04-2012, 12:44 PM   #11
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I don't like bettles, they eat cigars.

The Beatles are great, though.
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Old 03-04-2012, 03:02 PM   #12
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Errr wut last time i checked the beetles/stones/zeppelin where all English.
But they all chose to stay in the States.
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Old 03-04-2012, 03:43 PM   #13
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But they all chose to stay in the States.
Wouldn't you??
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Old 03-04-2012, 05:02 PM   #14
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Well...If this is going to happen you better bring rugby...
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