My Wife Walked Out On Me Today !!

03-20-2012, 08:48 PM

After what I thought was 12 years of happy marriage, my wife walked out on me today...

for two GLORIOUS weeks. She said something about Europe, or her girl friends, or shopping. To tell you the truth, I wasn't really listening, but I did hear "two (glorious) weeks".

Now where did I put that box of cigars

hotreds · 03-20-2012, 08:56 PM

You have an hour to find it before you will be penalized for wasting time!

smitty81 · 03-20-2012, 08:58 PM

Nice, watcha gonna smoke first?

CigarNut · 03-20-2012, 09:10 PM

Is she coming back to you?

irratebass · 03-21-2012, 03:42 AM

Freedom!!!!!

Zeuceone · 03-21-2012, 03:44 AM

Congrats, my friend.

cjhalbrooks · 03-21-2012, 04:23 AM

Lucky

emopunker2004 · 03-21-2012, 04:24 AM

longknocker · 03-21-2012, 04:25 AM

Party Time!!!

gbum · 03-21-2012, 04:40 AM

enjoy it till the last smoke!

xFreebirdx · 03-21-2012, 05:13 AM

Congrats and enjoy the little time you have. 2 weeks is going to fly by.

Taki · 03-21-2012, 05:40 AM

Forget finding the box of smokes....go buy a new box!!!

SteelCityBoy · 03-21-2012, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taki

Forget finding the box of smokes....go buy a new box!!!

Subvet642 · 03-21-2012, 06:36 AM

I could get into a lot of trouble with two weeks of freedom: stogies, booze and strippers!

14holestogie · 03-21-2012, 06:43 AM

I'd build a walk-in. That would show her who's boss!

jledou · 03-21-2012, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarNut

Is she coming back to you?

The credit card bill sure will be when she is done shopping

03-21-2012, 07:52 AM

You guys crack me up

C & P:

Ain't no sammiches when she's gone.
Their not made when she's away.
Ain't no sammmmmmiches when she's gone,
And sammiches are gone too long,
Anytime she goes away.

Wonder this time where she's gone
Wonder if she's makin sammiches
Ain't no sammiches when she's gone.
This house just ain't no home,
Anytime there ain't no sammiches

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know

Hey, I oughta leave them sammiches alone
But there ain't no sammiches when she's gone
Ain't no sammiches when she's gone
Only McD's here ever'day

Ain't no sammiches when she's gone
This house just ain't no home,
Anytime there ain't no sammiches

Ogre · 03-21-2012, 08:08 AM

Enjoy bro!!! It doesn't happen every day.

dwoodward · 03-21-2012, 08:15 AM

So, what did you purchase that influenced this?

smitty81 · 03-21-2012, 08:31 AM

Will she call when she decides to come back to give a heads up?

03-20-2012, 08:48 PM	#1
ysr_racer Guest Posts: n/a	My wife walked out on me today!! After what I thought was 12 years of happy marriage, my wife walked out on me today... for two GLORIOUS weeks. She said something about Europe, or her girl friends, or shopping. To tell you the truth, I wasn't really listening, but I did hear "two (glorious) weeks". Now where did I put that box of cigars Last edited by ysr_racer; 03-20-2012 at 08:54 PM.

03-20-2012, 08:56 PM	#2
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,674 Trading: (63)	Re: My Wife Walked Out On Me Today !! You have an hour to find it before you will be penalized for wasting time! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

03-20-2012, 08:58 PM	#3
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03-20-2012, 09:10 PM	#4
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03-21-2012, 05:40 AM	#12
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03-21-2012, 06:43 AM	#15
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03-21-2012, 07:52 AM	#17
ysr_racer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My Wife Walked Out On Me Today !! You guys crack me up C & P: Ain't no sammiches when she's gone. Their not made when she's away. Ain't no sammmmmmiches when she's gone, And sammiches are gone too long, Anytime she goes away. Wonder this time where she's gone Wonder if she's makin sammiches Ain't no sammiches when she's gone. This house just ain't no home, Anytime there ain't no sammiches I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know Hey, I oughta leave them sammiches alone But there ain't no sammiches when she's gone Ain't no sammiches when she's gone Only McD's here ever'day Ain't no sammiches when she's gone This house just ain't no home, Anytime there ain't no sammiches

03-21-2012, 08:08 AM	#18
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03-21-2012, 08:15 AM	#19
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03-21-2012, 08:31 AM	#20
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