My Wife Walked Out On Me Today !!

Wow, does my know me or what !!!

I went to grab a beer out of the fridge and found a note that said, "Don't drink too much while I'm out of town. Love xoxo"

Then when I went to grab a cigar out of my humidor, I found a note that said, "Don't smoke too much while I'm out of town. Love xoxo"

When I went to grab a roll of toilet paper I found a note that said, "CLEAN YOUR G-D DAMN BATHROOM BEFORE I GET HOME"