Smoke Stains?

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Originally Posted by boonedoggle

Do what I do. Tell your hygienist to shut his or her mouth and clean my teeth.

This SORT OF where my mind went when I read this one, but in truth, the less contact your cigar has with
your mouth the better for several reasons. I know chompers who I wouldn't PPP with because their smokes
are just disgusting, I know chompers who never even light the cigar, and I know people like me, that only put
the smoke near their mouth to take a puff. You can't always avoid oral cancer with cigars, but you sure can
mitigate the issues involved with it.

If she is hot, tell her you'll do better. If she is a hag, tell her that you want to make sure she has
something to do, your insurance provider demands it.