What do you drive?

lilninjabuddy · 05-24-2012, 10:39 AM

Don't be jealous now...

...but I drive a 1993 4-door Mazda Protege.

Yeah, it's a mushroomy-gold color. That's the color of wealth, my man.

Yeah, it's got silver hubcaps. Shinin' like a star.

Oh, I ain't even mentioned the automatic seatbelts. Livin' the luxurious life over here!

Yeah, the bumper's a bit off-kilter, and the hood don't latch properly. That's how suckas know I don't even care. I'm hard.

What's that? Yeah, it's got the tan and brown interior. Those are the colors of leather, fool. No, it's not actually leather, but the colors remind people of leather, and that reminds you that I'm ballin'.

What'd I pay? Man, you can't even fathom bills that large. I'm talkin' FIVE Benjamins, baby. Five hundees. That's right, five-double-o.

05-24-2012, 10:39 AM	#11
lilninjabuddy Cigar Ninja Join Date: Mar 2012 First Name: Derek Location: WA Posts: 150 Trading: (2)	Re: What do you drive? Don't be jealous now... ...but I drive a 1993 4-door Mazda Protege. Yeah, it's a mushroomy-gold color. That's the color of wealth, my man. Yeah, it's got silver hubcaps. Shinin' like a star. Oh, I ain't even mentioned the automatic seatbelts. Livin' the luxurious life over here! Yeah, the bumper's a bit off-kilter, and the hood don't latch properly. That's how suckas know I don't even care. I'm hard. What's that? Yeah, it's got the tan and brown interior. Those are the colors of leather, fool. No, it's not actually leather, but the colors remind people of leather, and that reminds you that I'm ballin'. What'd I pay? Man, you can't even fathom bills that large. I'm talkin' FIVE Benjamins, baby. Five hundees. That's right, five-double-o. __________________ When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have praised His name! -Spurgeon

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