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Old 04-30-2013, 05:00 PM   #1
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Pretty accurate description. I've had four or five. None of them were pleasant.
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Old 04-30-2013, 08:38 PM   #2
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Pretty accurate description. I've had four or five. None of them were pleasant.
Based on this thread it seems that this event is a memorable one, how could you not remember how many you've had???
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Imagine going for a colonoscopy and an endoscopy, both in the same day, back to back, and they do the colonoscopy first?
That must leave a bad taste in ones mouth.
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Old 05-01-2013, 02:53 PM   #4
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Imagine going for a colonoscopy and an endoscopy, both in the same day, back to back, and they do the colonoscopy first?
That must leave a bad taste in ones mouth.
Don't laugh, I actually did have both done once on the same day back to back. The tech promised it was the endoscopy first.
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Don't laugh, I actually did have both done once on the same day back to back. The tech promised it was the endoscopy first.


Too bad you were out cold and will never really know.
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Too bad you were out cold and will never really know.
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I can only hope that it was done in the preferable order.
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Based on this thread it seems that this event is a memorable one, how could you not remember how many you've had???
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Based on this thread it seems that this event is a memorable one, how could you not remember how many you've had???
I try to remove those memories from my brain.
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