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Old 02-06-2014, 02:25 PM   #1
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Did you ever manage to get out?
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Old 02-06-2014, 02:27 PM   #2
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Old 02-06-2014, 02:29 PM   #3
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Old 02-06-2014, 02:38 PM   #4
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I'll take that as a 'no'.
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Small enough to fit is the sad part
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Old 02-06-2014, 02:49 PM   #6
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Small enough to fit is the sad part
You've obviously never seen a chicken egg. Or was that supposed to be humor.
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You've obviously never seen a chicken egg. Or was that supposed to be humor.
I guess you aren't the kind of guy to stick around after the fact. Eggs come out a little rubbery. They harden shortly after laying. The cloaca on a hen is pretty small.
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I guess you aren't the kind of guy to stick around after the fact. Eggs come out a little rubbery. They harden shortly after laying. The cloaca on a hen is pretty small.
Heh heh cloaca.... Heh heh heh
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