Steven Wright

[kelmac07]

I installed a keyhole in my door that sees for three miles, "Who is it? Who is it gonna be when you get here?"

Went to a store that had a sign that read "Open 24 Hours". I noticed the door was locked...I asked the clerk, "I thought you were open 24 hours?". The clerks response, "Not in a row!!"

I made my house out of balsa wood. I pick it up above my head and tell kids to get the hell out of my yard.