My apologies

[RevSmoke]

Originally Posted by WhiteMamba

Rev. there are a lot of deer in the woods around the sem. If you have a bow you might could get away with it over symposia.

Ummm, I do not think so. Although, it is very tempting. Just like it was tempting when I was a student.

Will you be at Symposia?

Funny true story about wildlife on campus...

A few guys were walking one day and the ended up walking among the geese. He said, "I bet I could grab one by the neck." He reached out quick and got one, but the goose didn't like that and started to flap frantically. He quickly grabbed the neck with his other hand and did a quick twist, broke the neck, thereby killing it. Now, what to do with it?

A prof ran out of his house and hollered at them, and did a slow jog toward them. They thought about running away, but figured the gig was up. The prof got there and said, "You know, I've always wondered if you could grab one of them but never had the guts to try. Just happened to be looking out the window and saw it all. So, what are you going to do with it?"

The guy held it out to him and said, "you want it?" The prof did a quick owl like swivel of his neck, grabbed the goose, stuck it under his robe, and jogged back to his house.

The guys all got invited over to his house for a goose dinner and were sworn to secrecy.

As I am telling you this story, you know that somewhere, the secret got released.