This is why you're fat...

[Savvy]

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

That doesn't do it for me at all, looks like something a drunk 16 year old kid (without tastebuds) would make because he was stoned and had extremely non-discerning munchies.
I agree completely...

And it occurs to me that the concoction could never come to the level of "Holy sh!t, this is good, I must let the world know before my heart stops!"
He tried Pete...he tried...He just ran out of time...