BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever

GreekGodX · 03-13-2009, 09:03 PM

Walk up to a woman, check the label of her shirt. "Ahah, just as I thought, MADE IN HEAVEN"!

Hey baby your ass looks like a keg, how bout you let me tap that!

GUY: *make sound like an ambulance
Girl: What is that noise?
GUY: It's the ambulance coming to pick me up because you took my breath away.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

And my all time favorite.
I only have 3 months to live..

03-13-2009, 09:03 PM	#10
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,894 Trading: (82)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever Walk up to a woman, check the label of her shirt. "Ahah, just as I thought, MADE IN HEAVEN"! Hey baby your ass looks like a keg, how bout you let me tap that! GUY: make sound like an ambulance Girl: What is that noise? GUY: It's the ambulance coming to pick me up because you took my breath away. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!* Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. And my all time favorite. I only have 3 months to live.. __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

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